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shareParenthood is: Attempting to answer the great questions in life such as "why can't we see our ears without looking in a mirror?"
shareWhen your 4-year-old asks you to teach her how to roll her eyes, DON'T DO IT.
shareI keep pressing the escape key but Iβm still here.
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