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Which lines from movies made you laugh out loud?

posted 2 years ago by Tonyharrison (178)
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Mine was Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder:

Byong: "We no get money yet. Price now 100 million. You pay now, or tomorrow Simple Jack Die!"

Les Grossman: "Great. Let me get this down. 100 million... Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's d1ck cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the fvcking bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time and as usual, go fvck yourself."

"Hobo's d1ckcheese!" :D

[–] bellington83 (3293) 2 years ago

Natalie: Harry! Harry! It's an inanimate fucking object!

Harry: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!! 😂😂

[–] nyctc7 (44103) 2 years ago

Me and my homey, Azamat, just parked our slab outside. We are looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night. So bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga. We just a couple of pimps, no ho's. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a61TOmwczBk&t=87s

This suit is blacknot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvpeiEca6og

[–] movieace11 (1368) 2 years ago

"bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga" is still a catchphrase between me and a friend of mine :D

[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

Amityville Horror II, when the young fellow who has murdered his family is taken into court, his lawyer pleads:

Not guilty by reason of demonic possession.

The funniest part of this, though, is the no reaction by the court. Everyone acts like this is totally routine, like a plead of insanity. I just thought it was an absurdly funny moment.

[–] MaximRecoil (4842) 2 years ago

Newspaper headline from Johnny Dangerously (1984) - https://i.imgur.com/3TKsP4F.png

Uncle Rico: "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?" - Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

Rocky Balboa: "I should've broke your thumbs!" - Rocky (1976)

Private Frost: "What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?" - Aliens (1986)

Daniel Lugo: "What the fuck are notaries, man?" - Pain & Gain (2013)

Rosco P. Coltrane: "Flowers! You give me flowers! *sneezes* Goldenrods! I tell you, I'm allergic to goldenrods! You give women flowers! You give men manly things! Like a bottle of citronella, or maybe a nice pair of long johns, or a real sexy pinup picture of Minnie Pearl." - The Dukes of Hazzard: The Canterbury Crock (TV show, not a movie)

[–] nyctc7 (44103) 2 years ago

"Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQUE4EODvAM

"nuclear wessel" https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=chekov+nuclear+wessel

[–] HarveyManFredSin (4877) 2 years ago

"Can I ask a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow night?"

[–] Quasimodo (16388) 2 years ago

" Lunch is for wimps ! "

Gordon Gecko (Michael Douglas) - Wall Street (1987)

" You want to kill me don't you Tucker. Well take a number and stand in line ! "

Qualen (John Lithgow) - Cliffhanger (1993)

[–] movieace11 (1368) 2 years ago

- I have some glasses where you can see real life in 3-D.
- Isn't life already in 3-D?
- No- ...yeah, but ... come on!
(The Science of Sleep, 2006). It's more like adorable, but made me giggle.