Hi I am homeless schizo affective person, what’s a job you can you easily in New York City?
I figure there would be good because El Niño is upon us and there’s no forest fires in New York.
What job that will land me an apartment.. any serious ideas?
refugee
shareTry getting a position in the rat czar office. You should already have experience with rats, being homeless and all.
Signed, million man.
This reminds me of a story. A homeless guy kept coming by my work asking for money. My boss gave him a broom and told him to earn it. He turned around and when he turned back the broom was leaning against the wall, and the homeless guy disappeared like a fart in the wind.
Signed, million man.
Cab driver.
shareHomeless in NYC looking for work…Hmmm, it seems mugging and burglary are your primary career options, you can rake in a bit of coin in either field or if you’re ambitious you could do both.
As an added bonus you’ll receive free room and board, care of the city, every so often.