what iobs did you want as a kid that don't really exist

Ghostbuster

There are such things as princesses.

I wanted to be God.

Magic and sword-using Mercenary

I wanted to be a death defying, bullwhip cracking adventurous archeologist who wore a cool fedora and a leather coat while murdering the hell out of Nazis but then I learned about actual archeology…

It’s a really cool but very slow paced science that doesn’t pay well at all…You’d need to beg the notoriously stingy universities to fund your airfare, lodging and tiny shovel:(

So I got a city job instead.

Not really a job, but when I was young, maybe around 4 or so, I thought the cartoon characters existed in their own sort of medium. When I saw the Disney characters in full costume, in 3D, just like the rest of my world, I was disappointed.

pirate

Probably be on the crew of the Starship Enterprise.