🎄CHRISTMAS EVE IS UPON US.
IT HAS BEGUN...
A LOT TO DO...HOUSE CLEANING,YARD WORK...THEN SHOPPING WITH MY FATHER AND CHINESE DINNER...HIS TRADITION THAT HAS BECOME MY DAUGHTER AND I'S AS WELL...THEN I WRAP ALL NIGHT...I HAVE NOT SLEPT ON CHRISTMAS EVE IN 20 YEARS...ONE YEAR I PASSED OUT AND WOKE UP TO AN ANGRY FIVE YEAR OLD WANTING TO KNOW WHY SANTA NEVER CAME...I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HER...WE FORGOT TO OPEN THE FIREPLACE AND THE DUDE COULDNT GET IN...HE LEFT THE SHIT ON THE PORCH...SO ANYWAY...PRETTY MUCH THE SECOND I STOP WRAPPING IT WILL BE TIME FOR STOCKINGS AND PRESENTS FOR MY DAUGHTER ANDTHEN THE COOKING STARTS...THEN A COUPLE OTHERS WILL ARRIVE AND DINNER AND PRESENTS...CLEAN UP AND GOODBYES...THEN MY DAUGHTER AND I HAVE TO WATCH A CHRISTMAS STORY...THEN I WILL DIE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMALS!🎅