Why does the winner of Mr Universe always come from Earth?
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shareFor the same reason that the World Series is set in North America.
shareExplain to me how England has the Premier League and Portugal has the Primeira Liga. They can't both be "premier". One of you are telling porkies. (See, I know my slang).
share*sigh* Obviously it’s the premier league pertaining to that particular country.
shareBut if a Premier League team plays a Primeira Liga in Champions League, then those are two "Premier" teams from different countries in one tournament. My porkies comment stands.
share"then those are two "Premier" teams"
No, one is a "Premier" team and the other is a "Primeira" team.
It means the same thing.
shareIt's a different name, though. Trademarked as well. FC Porto, for example, wouldn't even be allowed to call themselves a "Premier League" team.
shareI'm not being serious. I just using the term "premier" literal, as in there is no other top league.
shareYeah, but neither calls themselves the top league of the entire world, just of their own country. The "World Series" is a ridiculous name.
shareI mean, forget about "world" it's not a "series" either.
shareContestants from other planet don't come on time so they get disqualified.
shareFuck Mr. Universe. Mr/Ms Olympia are the only bodybuilding titles that matter.
I know you don’t know that, wimp.
Yet you think you are so clever. So next year is, what? Ninth grade?
‘Fuck Mr. Universe…?’
Do you wish to have sexual relations with Mr. Universe or Mr. Olympia AND Ms. Olympia at the same time?
I’d wager Ms. Olympia has the same sized peanut as you.
NICE job calling someone a ‘wimp’ when you talk of ‘Katana Skills,’ rampant Best Buy electronic salesman achievements and your awesome ‘Lateral’ workouts LOL.
Overcompensate often?
Congratulations Kane, you are the second place most disliked poster here for four years running🥈
I know you don’t know that, wimp.
Yet you think you are so clever.
You missed nothing…Kane is one of two local jokes here.
He’s going to ignore you now as he ignores everyone for questioning his nonsense stories.
The other contestants never show up.
shareI dunno...why did Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you bought batteries?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgfaYKoQxzQ
As a citizen of the red planet I can answer. It’s rigged!
shareInternal politics and vote rigging.
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