What are some things everyone else loves to do, but you absolutely hate?

Eating eggs - They come out of a chicken's backside. When cooked, they smell like farts and they're kind of rubbery and squishy. Yeah, you just go ahead and have my share of that, okay?

Going to the beach - I don't see any point in lying on hot sand prepping my skin for wrinkles and cancer while staring at a flat, featureless expanse of water for hours. The water itself smells weird, has a lot of weeds, it's deep and vast and you don't know what is swimming around nearby.

Going to nightclubs - Drinking exorbitantly overpriced alcohol. Getting struck deaf by monotonous, pounding music while you scream at shallow, vain people in the hopes of going on the dance floor with them to move spasmodically in time with the music.