As Dr. Gregory House famously said on more than one occasion: "Everybody lies."
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Men always lie about dick size, money, and ex-girlfriends.
shareSome of us are honest due to potentially causing pain.
shareI'm listening...
shareFor what?
shareI was giving you a once in a lifetime chance to talk up your "King of Kongs" your "Hammer of Thor" your "Sword of Excalibur" but nope. Big fat fail! Like I always say, "most men suffer from classic textbook small dick syndrome." ;)
shareOh. Didn't my answer sum it up already?
It's better to be honest with a women and explain that being above the average could be more painful than joyful, based on previous personal experiences. :)
I've no need to brag. The emotional connection truly matters more anyway. Being hung is just icing on that. ;)
I'm going to have words with Shogun, he said you were an intelligent guy, were you just comparing "d " sizes?
shareI don't know any of you people. im just a guy on the net making random conversation. :D
wasn't comparing, just discussing. and I'm not lying. what point would there be in lying to online people you dont know, whom you already know will assume you are lying? I'd gain nothing from lying.
Well now your part of this 123, try to get out, I dare you.
shareI always put a huge ball of socks in my pants to simulate a big bulge
shareDo you really, or making a standard joke?
Over my whole life, and all the douchetards, I've known, we've joked about that, but I never knew Amy one that actually tried it.
If this COVID ever ends, I might just do something like this the next time I'm out in public just to "test" the eyes of every woman I pass by (but probably not, although it would be a funny social experiment)
shareSomeone on this site backed you up as an intelligent guy, but this question makes me wonder. Makeup isn't a lie. Its many things, from making yourself feel better, to improving your skin. I wear foundation to keep my skin soft, and to take the redness out of my cheeks. Is that a lie? And for the love of god, please capitalize your thread. Sorry...Thats one of my pet peeve.
sharehmmmm... my smarts are "ok", to some I guess, but my stark, direct, concise commentary is sometimes designed to stimulate discussion without a ton of exposition involved. Sorry, sometimes I type so fast to get there, capitalization falls by the wayside. this is all throw away internet, water cooler talk anyway, not a novel.
Can you tell me some personal detail about it making you "feel better"? I think that will enhance my point of this thread.
Skin soft and medical is, of course a whole different thing. Is it strange a large portion of men don't moisturize their faces with foundation to keep their skin soft? Is that a girly thing?
Ahh now I get it, your Shoguns twin...Ok but you two will have to define your comedy...I like it , don't get me wrong. Styles will have to be different... lets see what we can do...........
sharegoing to ever answer my "feel better" question?
shareWearing makeup isn't lying. If it were, then wearing clothes would be lying too, since clothes are a lot more effective at hiding a person's true physical characteristics than makeup is.
shareInteresting take, and I'll agree somewhat.
But everyone knows that a persons doesn't normally look like they have makeup on. It's quite an obvious add.
Where as clothes are sort of required of everyone in modern society. But sometimes clothes are used to lie or brag.
Tight clingy tops over muscles or breasts, designed to show off.
OR another lie, bras that lift and also PAD. artificially enlarging breasts.
I actually dated a model with nice sized breasts - to note, that was not why I met her, she was a really great person first, so breast size was just a bonus - then came to find out later in the relationship, she usually wore bras with extra "comfort padding" or some such naming nonsense, that made them larger. She felt a little bad when reveal time came, but, seriously, at that stage, I was in love with HER, not her body specifics. so I showed her how little breast size mattered. ;) Again and again and again.
Clothes, can deceive, but they are also just a social requirement.
breast implants
shareSucking in their gut/belly. Sucking it in so hard their ass whistles.
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