2/2/2022


What if you could time travel on that date?

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I'll take a look at the stock market and get back ASAP.

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I'm reminded of a Bob Newhart bit back when he was doing standup. A couple of our astronauts land on Mars and find an alien civilization. Upon returning to Earth they report their find. "Are they more advanced than us?" everyone wants to know. "Oh, yes," reply the astronauts. "By how much?" is of course the next question. "Six weeks," reply the astronauts.

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There was a SNL skit in the 80s with Jay Leno where aliens invade with their advanced ships but instead of ray guns they have muskets.

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Wow, I've been a huge fan of SNL (up to about 15 years ago) and I missed this one. I'm also a big Leno fan and had no idea he was ever on SNL.

Looks like a blunderbuss instead of a musket. (Which does look funnier.)

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But you can! To 2/3/2022.

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AND BEYOND!

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Too risky. February 2nd is Groundhog Day. I could get trapped in a time loop.

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You might get to make out with Andie MacDowell...That seems worth the risk👍

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🙂

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You built a time machine...out of a DeLorean?!?

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i don't believe in numerology.

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I don't believe in magic
I don't believe in I-ching
I don't believe in Bible
I don't believe in Tarot
I don't believe in Hitler
I don't believe in Jesus
I don't believe in Kennedy
I don't believe in Buddha
I don't believe in Mantra
I don't believe in Gita
I don't believe in Yoga
I don't believe in Kings
I don't believe in Elvis
I don't believe in Zimmerman
I don't believe in Beatles

I just believe in me, Hownos and me, and that's reality

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i believe in elvis and the beatles.

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One of his finest solo songs: https://youtu.be/biEHCdEEruk

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YOU WOULD HEAD BACK TO THE 80S/EARLY 90S AND STALK THE SHIT OUT OF SOME AWKWARD LOOKING MODELS.

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nah

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