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FACT: If a surgeon grapes a surgeon, they are both still surgeons.


Prove me wrong. Grapes don't hurt that much.

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I don't know, ever had frozen ones thrown at you?

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No, but I'd probably wine.

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Graped with sufficient force, the surgeon could lose an eye. This exact thing happened to a friend of mine. Except they weren't a surgeon. And it wasn't a grape. And they didn't lose an eye. But paper darts can hurt too.

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Forget about paper darts, a paper cut makes me use excessive profanity.

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If a sturgeon didn't have sex with a sturgeon, where would we get high quality caviar?

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Then he better start splurgin' for that sturgeon elsewhere.

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You’d definitely have two virgin sturgeon

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Hey! That rhymes!

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Fruity!

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Fact: You're a clown without talent.

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https://moviechat.org/general/General-Discussion/613fe6afc724f06e8813bc86/FACT-If-a-virgin-rapes-a-virgin-they-are-both-still-virgins

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Is it required consent to eat grapes?

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I believe so. It's always good to ask in advance.

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In grapes world, go means go. Grapes are delicious. Heck, they have even been used in sex matters like where consent was present, remember how in "A Clockwork Orange" (1971) Malcolm McDowell's Alex de Large characters imagines himself in a threesome with two ladies and eats grapes? Also, some of those scenes from A Clockwork Orange even pre-date and predict the notorious "Caligula" (1979) movie with him in it, being an even more perverted monster.

There also two "grape" themed films out there. The Grapes of Wrath" (1940) by John Ford and "The Grapes of Death" (1978) by the late French exploitation movie legend Jean Rollin (his last name pronounced "Rolan").

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I never realized the amount of grape violation in "A Clockwork Orange" until now.

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Have you seen "Caligula" (1979) and those two "Grapes of..." movies I've mentioned samoanjoes? Any thoughts?

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Only Grapes of Wrath many years ago. I liked it but don't remember too much of it.

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I know a perfectly healthy young person who was graped. Take this seriously.

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I'll pray for them. I can only imagine the horror.

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We know everything today this way AND that way, regardless of what anyone says, lol.

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