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IS FARTING GOOD FOR YOU?


DEPENDS ON THE SMELL.๐Ÿ™‚


https://draxe.com/health/flatulence/

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USING SMILEYS AND EMOJIS DOESNT MAKE YOU LOOK MORE INTELLIGENT OR FUNNY. SAD FUCK...

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Well they appear to be worthy of your time if you had to โ€œgo lookingโ€ for them.

Oh and your response was absolutely โ€œworthyโ€. 100%. Well done champion.

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THIS ISN'T WORTH YOUR TIME EITHER, MOVE ALONG.

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When Iโ€™m good and ready and not when Alex Whatshisface tells me to. We clear sweetheart?

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UNLESS YOU'RE KOWALSKI'S 2ND ACCOUNT, DONT GO PICKING AROUND FIGHTS YOU WEREN'T INVITED TO, LITTLE MONKEY.

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Yeah, still not ready to be directed by a sad internet nobody, thanks all the same Alexandra x

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YOU SILLY RETARD. ENJOY BEING DEAD ON THE INSIDE.

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Oh touchรฉ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Youโ€™ll never graduate troll school with limp dick comebacks like that.

Practice makes perfect. Good luck ๐Ÿคž

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YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO KEEP SWINGING FROM MY SPECTACULAR NUTS, SELF-PROCLAIMED PRO TROLL. THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR 1 MORE.

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Better!

And while your heartwarming offer is tempting, the smell down there is quite unbearable so Iโ€™ll have to pass. Sadly youโ€™ll need to keep fondling those spectacular nuts all on your own. At least the micro penis protruding above them wonโ€™t get in the way. Thereโ€™s a plus!

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Damn Alex, who put sandpaper on your toilet seat?

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I like the smell of Methane farts. Seriously.

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As my grandmother used to say:
Better to loose it and bear than shame, than to hold it and bear the pain.

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Not if you're the one farting! ๐Ÿ˜ P U! ๐Ÿ˜–

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Production of intestinal gas is inevitable, and it's going to be evacuated from the body in some way. Personally, I'd rather shoot it out of my ass than out of my mouth.

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I recently learned that if you are worried about an obstruction, if you can still pass gas you are not fully blocked. Might be all toot and no poop and should take something to help you get it out, but it shouldn't require hospitalization.

The more you know.

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