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I think it's time I come clean. I have dangle issues.

posted 4 years ago by chilone (18316)
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

This presents a problem. Being that I'm right handed, the natural urge to dangle right is offset by um... curvature?

What on earth am I to do?

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78509) 4 years ago

I'm cocksure you have a big problem Bill Murray

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[–] chilone (18316) 4 years ago

Only if I drink too much cough syrup.

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[–] Mrmojo4700 (21709) 4 years ago

I thought they stopped putting the good stuff in Robitussin dm

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[–] chilone (18316) 4 years ago

I know a guy...

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78509) 4 years ago

😁

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[–] nyctc7 (44103) 4 years ago

Dicking around with your reply, you may have stumbled into the truth

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[–] chilone (18316) 4 years ago

Pretty swingin' theory!

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78509) 4 years ago

Just ignore nyctc7, that guy is nuts

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[–] chilone (18316) 4 years ago

Pretty ballsy thing to say!

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78509) 4 years ago

Apologies, sometimes I'm a dick

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[–] Gubbio (3893) 4 years ago

You could always throw it over your shoulder and pretend to be a gas pump. 😲🤣

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[–] chilone (18316) 4 years ago

The gas comes from another location. 😜

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[–] nyctc7 (44103) 4 years ago

It sounds like you've got an armadillo in your trousers. That's really quite frightening.

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[–] chilone (18316) 4 years ago

Well, it's not an anteater!

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[–] BillHicksFan (10712) 4 years ago

Get strangle issues instead.

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[–] chilone (18316) 4 years ago

That's got me all chokes up!! 😰

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[–] BillHicksFan (10712) 4 years ago

lol

"all shook up"

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