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SO...YOU ARE A CANNIBAL...WHICH CELEBRITY DO YOU EAT FIRST?

posted 4 years ago by Kowalski (79178)
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THERE ARE MANY FAMOUS PEOPLE AND I BET THEY ALL TASTE DIFFERENT...IMAGINE YOURSELF A CANNIBAL(SHOGUN NEED NOT IMAGINE)...YOURE HUNGRY FOR FLESH...BUT NOT JUST FLESH...YOU WANT DELICIOUS FAMOUS FLESH...SO WHO ARE YOU GOING TO EAT?

I WOULD EAT AMY SCHUMER...I BET SHE TASTES LIKE SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS,PLUS WHO WOULD MISS HER?🤔

[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

You'll get a heart attack from too much fat consumption.

[–] bellington83 (3293) 4 years ago

Richard Ayoade

[–] OratiaGlake (1259) 4 years ago

😂😂😂
Interesting!
Why?
I’d think it was to soak up his intelligence, wit and style.....but hopefully his flesh wouldn’t imbue the consumer with his anxieties 😆

[–] bellington83 (3293) 4 years ago

I already have those anxieties, so I'm half way there😄
But no, have you ever seen The I.T Crowd? There's an episode involving a cannibal

[–] OratiaGlake (1259) 4 years ago

Oh 😆
I have 😎 but long ago....I can’t recall that episode! Maybe I’ll have to watch it again...😉
My most recent Ayoade indulgence is the Crystal Maze reboot on Channel 4 / 4 OD catch up online.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78632) 4 years ago

Miss Piggy
She's made of Pork!
No jury would convict me

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

But Kermit would avenge her and come after you. And you know what they say about how vengeful frogs are.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

Well, eat Kermit too. Hmm.. frog legs! Ooh la la!

[–] Mrmojo4700 (21724) 4 years ago

Be careful. Kermits fingers smell like Miss Piggy.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78632) 4 years ago

I'm no Mike Tyson but I think I can handle Kermit😆

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

I don't know about that. In a fight between you and Kermit, I would bet on Kermit. He is one feisty frog.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78632) 4 years ago

Who am I kidding?
I'd be unable to fight back against Kermit, he's just too cute

[–] samoanjoes (58645) 4 years ago

No he wouldn't. He would be so distraught that he would Kermit suicide.

[–] Capnbucky (2218) 4 years ago

I’d be on that jury

[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 4 years ago

Nobody would miss that bitch, but I'm afraid you would become deathly ill.

😎

[–] FentonMeiks (1349) 4 years ago

Dave Chappelle but he tasted really funny

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Angela Merkel with onions and a few bottles of Becks

[–] nyctc7 (44119) 4 years ago

I WOULD FIRST HAVE A DEBATE LIKE THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijnebJ3N910

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

Best answer!