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Help!

posted 4 years ago by Theman (1260)
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I was watching figure skating yesterday and I had developed a crush on this pretty woman figure skater. Later on in the same day I check out her Wikipedia page and it says she is bisexual. Needless to say I am devastated. What should I do?

[–] samoanjoes (58586) 4 years ago

Identify as trans and you can claim both sides.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78561) 4 years ago

Ah! Playing the field...good strategy until dudes start hitting on you!

[–] samoanjoes (58586) 4 years ago

Would have happened for me anyway. I'm just that damn irresistible.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78561) 4 years ago

I know the feeling bro, it's really tough being a super hot guy

The world does not know of our journey

[–] samoanjoes (58586) 4 years ago

People don't understand the struggle of having to swat away all those foxy babes left and right. There's only so much of me that can go around.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78561) 4 years ago

So true bro
Being this sexy is a curse, if only I could be a dorky looking neighborhood dad type of guy😞

[–] Moonglum9 (11340) 4 years ago

Well if she’s bisexual, why would that exclude you unless you’re neither male or female? Do you answer “Other” when asked to fill out gender.