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How men and women differ: lesson 4, example 3


A woman can never experience the thrill of popping bubbles with her urine stream.

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I'm offended.

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Oooo that sounds fun! How about A woman looses like a quart of blood every few weeks and doesn’t take time off of work?

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You and Eric definitely lack the humor gene.

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Yeah 'cuz your bubble popping story was so funny . . .

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I don't think Eric was really offended.

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Typical "loving" "tolerant" liberal wacko.

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It was a fucking joke . . .jesuussss

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Knowing you, I doubt it.

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You don’t know me. I was trying to play along, guess I won’t make that mistake again

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How about A woman looses like a quart of blood every few weeks and doesn’t take time off of work?

And why should she take time off of work? Did you heard of people getting days off after having donated blood? Me neither. Stop the cheap drama.

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She messed up the joke it really goes, "What can bleed for a week and not die?"

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Superman. He bleeds.

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Why are you making this personal? It was a joke.

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Lol, sweetie, you obviously have no idea what mentrual cramps are like. Not that I would ever take a day off, but I certainly need multiple ibuprofen a day for that. Some ladies have it even worse.

Besides, do people who donate blood bleed all day long for 5 days???

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My grandmother grew up working in a farm in the mountains. She was a fucking beast, she could pick a sack of potatoes and run uphill.

But I understand that was another generation. Those were weak women that let evil white males oppress them.

Modern women, on the contrary, they're strong and independent. And as strong and independent women they are, they need some days off the office because of the period! And ice-cream and strawberries!! 😂

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you talk a lot of nonsense.

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Nailed it😉

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indeed.

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Yes for decades now we have been told that menstruation doesn't affect a woman's ability to work now they want time off for it. Hmmmm....

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ooh well done , you pulled a reason out your ass to get the moviechat sexist woman hating crew together to have a good old bitch.

Who says they now want time off?



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Little exageration don't you think.

Woman lose on average between 30ml to 80ml of blood. Which is between 6 to 18 teaspoons or in your case 0.03 to 0.08 of a quart.

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I feel like I'm late to class, what was lesson 1?

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I think it was about penises and vaginas but I was too busy scribbling cubes and puppy faces on my trapper-keeper to recall any of the details

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I used to scribble names of rock bands and football teams on mine! LOL

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Same here😀
I never could get the DIO font right, that was crazy fancy lol

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Keep smoking those funny cigarettes.

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I suppose that depends on the bubble.

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