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Would you like to join me in converting to Islam?


Salem aalekum, my brother. When do we get the magic carpets and genies?

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I'd love to visit Afghanistan some day. Do you watch Drew Binsky on YouTube? He's been twice and had very positive experiences.

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Why on earth would you want to do that?

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Fascinating culture and welcoming people. They don't hate us, only the Taliban does, and they don't control much territory anymore. There are still obviously no go area's which you should avoid - like every country - but the common misconception that it's a horrible country is false.

Check out a few of his videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nculZ8xu1wc

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I need to try the bolani. Looks delicious.

Indigo Travelor has great vlogs, too. He's very sociable and engages with local people so his videos are very in depth.

He went to Afghanistan last year:
https://youtu.be/8MX1zPRsJvY

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Years ago, Afghanistan was one of the places I wanted to visit. It always looked so interesting.

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I want to visit Iran.

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Hard to believe Buddhism was once widespread there, it still angers me that the Taliban destroyed so many of those huge ancient Buddha statues and that Islamic State destroyed ancient sites and statues in Syria and Iraq too.

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Yeah, I was just watching a video about that. They're not sure if they will rebuild or not.

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Va-alaikum As-salaam

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Wanna get matching burkas?

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Not all Muslims wear burkas or even hijabs.

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And not every woman wearing head veil is a muslim.

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Also, not every woman is a Muslim and not every Muslim is a woman. And I have no idea where I was going with this.

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But all trans women are women.

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Not every Muslim woman is a male pangolin and vice versatility hatch peanut butter snickerdoodle

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Not all Muslims wear capes

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I think you'd better do a bit more research before you rock up there.
I've heard they're not big on cross dressing.

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I'll have all your beer and bacon sandwiches! 🍻🥓

You can have my tatty old carpet. 😀

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Four wives though. Actually, thinking about it, scrub that.

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Would you take a ride on Nancy Pelosi’s magic carpet?

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Naah, I've got my own religion. My holy trinity is a boulder down the road, a chicken on a nearby farm, and the dead guy who hosted The Twilight Zone -- the Rock, the Rooster, and Rod. Since my organization is a church it qualifies for tax-exempt status, which means I can get my holy sacrament (beer) at discount rates.

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Isn't that the relgion that stones gays?

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Not sure, but if the gays are getting stoned I wanna get high too! That’s heteroprejudiced.

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Pass.

😎

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