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Why do so many young women in London sport this look?


The bleached blonde hair in a weird side pony tail, extremely heavy makeup, loud flashy neon colored clothing, very short skirts, big fake nails etc. I thought it was bad in America but it’s got nothing on girls in the UK. Is this common there or as I only seeing a small fringe?

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Not all do.

British babe Lucy Pinder -- https://i.pinimg.com/originals/db/d8/c3/dbd8c3ac2f0e9466b648e53839184d55.jpg

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Blessed Scombridae!

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Damn those might be real too

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> Damn those might be real too

That question didn't occur to me. I was too ... stunned.

For me this is a lesson in humility. I'm not worthy. I've never been worthy. And if I live to be a thousand years old I never will be worthy.

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Come on bro no woman is immortal, just a pretty lookin ape. Don’t put the pussy on a pedestal. She’s kinda thick anyway, I see prettier women every day.

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Naah, no problem. She's an ocean away, and way too young for me.

> Don’t put the pussy on a pedestal.

But that's the fun of it; wanting what you know you'll never have. :)

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Holy Crap, Batman!

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That's an 'Essex Girl'. Girls from Newcastle up north are like this too.

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They put the "sex" in "Essex"!

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They like to think so 😄

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Holy shit I had to look that up how did I not know Victoria Beckham was a spice girl?

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Is that the term for them?

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There's a county just outside London called Essex. They all think they are in an episode of The Housewives of ....

They are all fake tan, fake nails, fake boobs, fake hair and tiny dresses 🤦‍♀️

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Sounds like I need to get some fake tits and move there!

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Why is it that so many of Britain's top goalies feel moved to write about the Yangtze river?

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They're romantics ! They're dreamers !

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There’s only one book that really matters about that river and that’s Young Fu of the Upper Yangtze. All the rest are just hollow imitations.

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In Ireland we call such girls "scrubbers".

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Are you in London?
How do you know?

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Don't worry. He knows science.

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Did you mean a small minge?

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Lol what

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Google it, lol. It’s British slang.

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I did lol, always wondered what that meant. Yao Minge, the tallest Chinese vagina.

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Lol, you got it 🤣👍

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They want to piss you off. Actually, not just you, everyone.

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