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Hijack my thread.


Please feel free.

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Old mother Hubbard,
Went to her cupboard,
To get her poor doggie a bone.

But when when bent over,
The dog saw her ass,
And the dog got a bone of his own! πŸ€ͺ

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Little miss Muffet she sat on her tuffet, eating her curds eating and whey.
Along came a spider who sat down beside her,

And said, "Whats you got in the bowl, Bitch?" πŸ•·


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A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

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A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

Near the village the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village the quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight

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There is no song I hate more than that. "Kokomo" by The Beach Boys is close.

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Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go, Jamaica...

https://youtu.be/fJWmbLS2_ec

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Blocked and reported.

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Mission Completed! 😎

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A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

When I was a kid, a friend's father thought they were saying:

My wings are wet, My wings are wet, My wings are wet,
My wings are wet, My wings are wet, My wings are wet,
My wings are wet, My wings are wet, My wings are wet,
My wings are wet, My wings are wet, My wings are wet,
My wings are wet, My wings are wet, My wings are wet,
My wings are wet..... πŸ™„


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HA

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There once was a Buff named Movie,
Who really thought he was groovy
He complained and he chirped
About women and work
And he is our resident goofy.

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I can tell that came from the heart.

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Eddie Van Halen died today.

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It’s terribly sad πŸ˜” ☹️ 😞

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Put the money in the bag and if you cooperate, I promise you that you won't get hurt.

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I don’t carry cash 😬

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There was a young man from Peru,
Who went sailing in a canoe.

While dreaming of Venus,
And playing with his penis,

He woke up with a hand full of goo! 😲


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A hang full?

😎

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There was an old woman from Fife,
Who had never been anyone's wife.

She then saw a Cat,
And said, "I'll fuck that."

And the Cat said, "Not on your life!" πŸ™€

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