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shareOld mother Hubbard,
Went to her cupboard,
To get her poor doggie a bone.
But when when bent over,
The dog saw her ass,
And the dog got a bone of his own! π€ͺ
Little miss Muffet she sat on her tuffet, eating her curds eating and whey.
Along came a spider who sat down beside her,
And said, "Whats you got in the bowl, Bitch?" π·
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
Near the village the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village the quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight
There is no song I hate more than that. "Kokomo" by The Beach Boys is close.
shareAruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go, Jamaica...
https://youtu.be/fJWmbLS2_ec
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
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shareThere was an old woman from Fife,
Who had never been anyone's wife.
She then saw a Cat,
And said, "I'll fuck that."
And the Cat said, "Not on your life!" π