Anyone else getting ads on this site for...
Harvard business school ? I’m not even kidding .
shareI've got an Oakwood University ad right now...
I suppose you think that makes you better than me!
Also it’s pronounced Oakland .
shareAnd your face is pronounced 'OH NO!'
shareYour face goes to oak wood. But the crappy one that’s for jerks
shareI picked up a banana, aimed in your general direction and shouted 'KAPLOWEY!' a dozen times so you are now dead
shareCome by Harvard some time. Me and the boys from the rowing team will teach you a game we play. The game is we hit you with paddles .
shareYOU again, I thought you were dead...I'm beginning to think banana guns are inaccurate!
My local community college can beat the hell out of your fancy boy university and we will steal your precious monocles and girlfriends!!
Look man, I’m just waiting for my chicken pita to arrive, I come here expecting a nice wholesome time and you try to kill me with a banana gun you invented yourself. Patent pending I assume ?
shareOf course the patent is pending, I'm not an idiot!
Wait 'til you get a load of these tangerine grenades Mister!!!
My delivery driver is manny and I tipped him extra to go run over the non idiot with the banana gun.
shareAre you trying to kill me because that could really harm our friendship!
shareWell I happen to have a close personal friend, I’m not going to tell you who, but her name is froggy, and she is working on some sort of hampster pistol and she has authorized me to use it on your face !
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