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posted 5 years ago by samoanjoes (58636)
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"Top 10 movies about boats hitting icebergs."
"Check out SamoanJoes' nudes."
"Top 3 movies about darts."
"AndyKing1967's real name."
"Check out this fungal infection".
"Have you ever been to space?"
"How do I sign up for a moviechat account?"
"Download movies for free. Trust me."
"How 'bout that cricket game yesterday."

[–] actionkamen (23176) 5 years ago

"Ice tea or iced tea."

Oh, wait...

[–] captainbucky (15252) 5 years ago

Sweet

[–] captainbucky (15252) 5 years ago

OR you could wine about Batman

[–] actionkamen (23176) 5 years ago

Red or white?

[–] captainbucky (15252) 5 years ago

New England clam chowder

[–] Moonglum9 (11340) 5 years ago

I can never remember that...White!

[–] FredBurroughs (22313) 5 years ago

"What should I do now that I've accidentally abducted and molested Jean-Claude Van Damme's entire family?"

[–] samoanjoes (58636) 5 years ago

This seems too detailed. Care to tell us something?

[–] FredBurroughs (22313) 5 years ago

Didn't I?

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Nice! Probably go with the rasputin defense for starters, and then explain you fucked up and intended to abduct dolph lundgren’s family instead. It’s fine.

[–] tsrt (1177) 5 years ago

"What's the best cab service in...?"

[–] samoanjoes (58636) 5 years ago

It could be helpful.

[–] zeesha (1826) 5 years ago

"I just cleaned my refrigerator and found..."

[–] actionkamen (23176) 5 years ago

... 2 years old chinese food take away.

[–] zeesha (1826) 5 years ago

To eat or not to eat 🤔...🤔...🤔......(put it back slowly)

[–] samoanjoes (58636) 5 years ago

There's really not that many options other than a dead body or expired food.

[–] zeesha (1826) 5 years ago

"Hello, 911. I want to report my neighbor. I saw him hiding a dead body in his refrigerator"
"Can you describe the dead body?"
"That was a chicken, which head was brutally cut off."

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Yet, you have 10 replies in 2 hours. 🧐

[–] samoanjoes (58636) 5 years ago

My plan is working.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

So, are you the evil genius behind everything going on in the world now?

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[–] Moonglum9 (11340) 5 years ago

Plectrums are the in thing now

[–] samoanjoes (58636) 5 years ago

Why you gotta do Golden Retrievers like that?

[–] davodikum (6212) 5 years ago

I'd reply to the cricket one.

[–] samoanjoes (58636) 5 years ago

The world's most complicated sport.

[–] AndyKing1967 (39874) 5 years ago

Don't mention the Lewis Duckworth Method.

[–] davodikum (6212) 5 years ago

I've watched cricket all my life and played it for years. That shit don't make sense.

[–] AndyKing1967 (39874) 5 years ago

I rest my case.

[–] davodikum (6212) 5 years ago

You wish you could

[–] AndyKing1967 (39874) 5 years ago

Just for the record, my real name isn't 'AndyKing1967',

[–] Kowalski (79174) 5 years ago

ANDREW KINGWOOD:PRISONER 1-9-6-7

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78608) 5 years ago

I always suspected Andy was up to no good!!!

[–] AndyKing1967 (39874) 5 years ago

Possibly, maybe.

[–] samoanjoes (58636) 5 years ago

I've been had.

[–] AndyKing1967 (39874) 5 years ago

Not many people have 1967 tagged on the end of their name.

[–] Moonglum9 (11340) 5 years ago

Is it Ann D. King? Oh my god, this bloke is a bird!

[–] AndyKing1967 (39874) 5 years ago

My cover is blown.