What do you get when you push a gypsy off a bike?
Your bike back.
Where does a gypsy keep his money?
In your wallet.
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did croft ban your ass?
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No, I spend most of my time on FB, but I drop in here occasionally just to see what's happenin'.
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so he did ban your ass?
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No. They don't really do much banning over there, unlike a certain other board we both know.
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So croft has you on ignore??
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Yes, he does. He couldn't handle my barbs, so he took the coward's way out. But I would never put him
on ignore. He's WAY too entertaining! However, I DO respond to other posters in every one of his posts.
It's great fun!
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how low can you go? being ignored by croft. π
shareHe couldn't handle my barbs, so he took the coward's way out.
Lol, this is rich! It's exactly how I wound up on mmc2's Ignore list, possibly the first one on this board.
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He couldn't handle my brilliant insults. Hell! He couldn't even understand most of them!
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First of all they aren't "gypsies", they're Roma. 2nd, you think all Roma are thieves? You probably don't know any.
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"A rose by any other name..."
Gypsy dance,
Gypsy sing,
Shake my hand,
I'll steal your ring.
What key can open any lock?
A pi-key.
Heard about the new shampoo for Pikeys?
It's called Go and Wash.
Why should you never bully a fifth grade gypsy?
Cause his Dad is in the tenth grade.
What's long, hard, and hurts gypsies?
A shovel.
Lighten up, Francis.
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I am part Gypsy and proud of it
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What do you call a gypsy in a white track suit?
The bride.
Why do gypsies walk funny?
Because of their crystal balls
How do you make a gypsy take a bath?
Leave it on your front lawn.
Did you hear about the Pikey who won the lottery?
Apparently they're going to pay him with Travelers Checks.
I will rip off your head and shit down your neck you lousy fuck
shareOh, touched a nerve there, didn't I snowflake? Just go to your safe space and play with your dolls and coloring books,
and you'll be okay.
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PS Did you hear about the guy who put his hand down a female gypsy's pants while she was
on her period? He got his palm red for free.
A guy went to a gypsy fortune teller the other day. She was smiling at him which pissed him off, so he smacked her.
His friend said "Ha Ha, that's because you like to strike a happy medium right?"
He responded, "No, I just can't stand fuckin' gypsies!"
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I will rip out your spine and beat your soul with it
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Okay pussy!
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Jeez youβre so hilarious. Havenβt seen that insult before.
shareHave you ever seen an a$$hole in plastic? -------------- Look at your driver's license.
shareOh, touched a nerve with you too eh, snowflake? Are you gonna cry?
Damn. A lot of pussies on the board these days. Just go to your safe space and play with you dolls and coloring books, and you'll be okay, pussy.
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PS What do gypsies and cigarettes have in common?
They both come in packs of 20, stink like fuck, and are banned from every pub in the republic!
Heard about the new shampoo for Pikeys?
It's called Go and Wash!
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I'm surprised your thread hasn't been deleted yet!
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I am too because the little old ladies who run this place get their panties in a twist at the drop of a hat. They're SO uptight it's actually funny.
In today's PC insane world, you can't make a joke without people threatening you with bodily harm and even murder. It's a sad state of affairs. Everyone needs to chill for a change.
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"And you're a moron, and a dirty filthy gypsy."
"Fuck off, ass wipe pussy!"
And this is just the very tip of the iceberg with this rabid animal.
Who needs to chill for a change?