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as an aside...while i was walking around downtown today, a woman came up to me randomly and told me that i was cute & had great hair.

but then she asked me for spare change, so...take her motivation into account.

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DONT KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE...WHEN ARE YOU TAKING HER OUT?

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i think i blew my big chance with her tbh when i didn't pony up any dough.

i never seem to seize these opportunities!

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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...IF THEY ASK YOU FOR CHANGE,WHAT THEY REALLY WANT IS A BUCK🍆

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This is as close to the real me as I want to put up here.

https://imgur.com/ZyqEshf

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