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"It's time."

Like a glove / It's in the bone

AT LEAST ONCE A DAY FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS OR SO....."DISHES ARE DONE,MAN!"

Dave’s not here man.

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Mostly lines from the Alien series, when I’m at my retail/customer service job.

“I wanna ask about the bonus situation.”

“Can I finish my coffee? It’s the only thing good on this ship.”

“I feel dead”

“What is the special order?”

“How do I get out of this chicken sh!t outfit?”

“Yeah man, it’s a dry heat.”

“Not bad... for a human.”

Also find myself quoting Samir from Office Space:

“Why does it say paper jam when there IS NO paper jam?”

“Mother-shitter!”

"Help. Police. Murder" - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
"I totally paused" - Clueless.
And various juvenile quotes from the Austin Powers films, particularly "I'll stay. I also like to live dangerously." My siblings and I use this one excessively, to the point where it's basically a family quote now.

"OK first things fu@king last."

(that's my go to) and also:

"let's not start suckin' each other's dicks just yet"

#QT