Does Anyone Feel Like We’re In The Twilight Zone?
I do! I ventured out the other evening to shop at Winn-Dixie. We’ve been receiving home delivery from Wal-Not, but after 5 times of ordering the same items to be not available, I gave up! In side Winn-Dixie was strange. Maybe a hand full of milk cartons/jugs. Bread was a premium. I’ve been planning for awhile to prepare pulled beef...daughter can’t eat pork.
I headed toward the meat department. Hmm? The meat counter was full...only the ground beef was missing. I’m going to get a pot roast I said to myself. I think the whole store heard me gasp! “$27.00 for a pot roast! I can’t believe this! $27.00 for a pot roast” I scared 3 men away from the counter! I could read their thoughts “Not only have the jails been opened, apparently they’ve let out the loons from the asylums!” Needless to say I didn’t buy one.
OK, we need lunch meat. “What in the hell caused the packaged lunch meat to sky rocket?” OK, I’ll tootle on down to the deli. “Say what?” The deli was closed down and dark with nothing behind the glass counter. “Where am I? I know! This is Candid Camera! Isn’t it?” I’m spinning around looking up & down the aisles. “Where is everyone?” Of course I didn't get an answer. The only people I saw were other customers with that same blank look on their faces...sorta zombie like. It was then I realized it wasn’t Candid Camera...it was The Twilight Zone!