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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 5 years ago

Wicked unchill vibes.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78608) 5 years ago

This is just silly, you can do better

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[–] sslssg (35200) 5 years ago

Or maybe just not at all?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

My friend is 100 and dating baby Yoda.

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[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 5 years ago

Emperor Palpatine x Baby Yoda erotic fanfic

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

That would be hot. I can picture it now.

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[–] captainbucky (15252) 5 years ago

I dated Betty white when I was in grade 9 . She broke my heart

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[–] ducksoup (3933) 5 years ago

Did Betty White know you were dating her? Or was she conked out most of the time?

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[–] Kowalski (79164) 5 years ago

SHE WAS ASLEEP BUT HER VORACIOUS BEAVER WAS WIDE AWAKE.

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[–] ducksoup (3933) 5 years ago

This is probably the only time the ALL CAPS thing is really warranted.

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[–] Kowalski (79164) 5 years ago

IM OFFENDED BY YOUR TINY LETTERS..EVERYONE KNOWS TINY LETTERS EQUAL WHISPERING.

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[–] ducksoup (3933) 5 years ago

I'm sure Betty doesn't need her hearing aid when you're around.

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[–] Kowalski (79164) 5 years ago

...OR HER DEPENDS.

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[–] captainbucky (15252) 5 years ago

You bet back to the future wrong

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[–] Kowalski (79164) 5 years ago

THAT ALMOST MADE SENSE.

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[–] captainbucky (15252) 5 years ago

Almost

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[–] andreaahr (2337) 5 years ago

Your friend date someone closer to his age. I don't imagine that the two of them have very much in common....

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78608) 5 years ago

Is there a My Little Pony and Rent crossover show they could watch...?

I'm really worried for this imaginary couple

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[–] andreaahr (2337) 5 years ago

Haha ha lol. That's hilarious!!!!!

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I can't judge because I'm dating Dora the Explorer. She's five, but we make it work.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78608) 5 years ago

You guys are so cute together!
I like how you always have the map and sing the song

'I'm the Map' x50...

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Every couple needs to sing and explore together to make a relationship work.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78608) 5 years ago

Funnily enough I've wrecked every one of my relationships by singing😭

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[–] FredBurroughs (22313) 5 years ago

I definitely wouldn't mind doing some exploring with Isabela Merced.

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[–] captainbucky (15252) 5 years ago

Is your friend Jerry Lewis or axel rose ?

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78608) 5 years ago

Maybe Jimmy Page?

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[–] captainbucky (15252) 5 years ago

Perhaps

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[–] tcrum (31863) 5 years ago

Yikes is he Elvis. because thats the only reason.

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[–] TimMC (9143) 5 years ago

Bad idea. Illegal in all 57 states.

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[–] Kowalski (79164) 5 years ago

LMAO^

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 5 years ago

You know 7 states more than I do. What are they?

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[–] TimMC (9143) 5 years ago

West Dakota, North Indy, South Alabamy, Middle Cali, Orange Panhandle, New South York, and Stinky Illinois.

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