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I identify as a dolphin


Everywhere I go needs to have a salt water tank available

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LMAO....OLD SCHOOL S.P.

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I should back hand you for the lack of sensitivity but I'm laughing to hard.

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I identify as Leonardo DiCaprio.

Models, date me or you're bigoted. You're denying me my right to exist.

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First time watching that South Park?

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TOM'S RHINOPLASTY...THATS A REAL PLACE...RIGHT?

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https://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-l0HlOYX4sBx1UrHBm

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NOICE!

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It should show how amazing that you are that i got really scared when I saw your post.

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Before you clicked on the link? Because that would make me amazing indeed!

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I just kind of want to hide in my space.

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You do that, sweetie. Me and my whip won't let any scary man get to you!😈

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Yah today i just dont feel the conflict. I want to but I can't break those guys.

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Ah well, tomorrow's another day! I need to get my beauty sleep now!😴

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I identify as a Narwhal
Us Mighty Narwhals steal your lunch money you chittering nerd fish wannabes!
We have mighty Unicorn horns

DONT come to the North Side Flipper...I'll take 'yo stuff

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Male or female dolphin?

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You do you, Flipper 👍🐬

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Dolphins...Wimps, amirite?!?

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How much have you had to drink and do you have any vodka left for me?

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I prefer Rum, beer or Red Wine love, then anything wet and dizzying after that in that order

Not yet enough to fall asleep...I should have been a Pirate but their bennies are shit and I like to plan ahead

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I love it when Uk guys say love. Even my ex who is second generation never called me love.

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I'm known throughout the UK for making ALL the girls swoon with my saucy talk👍

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As much as I'm completely irresistible to hot Ladies you deserve better...I'm a loner, a rebel...

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If any of you guys say dont worry about it love. I don't know what I would do .

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Don't worry about it Love...

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Thanks bug.. What do you want me to do now>

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Oh behave😃

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Please, don't use the F-word. It's specist.

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You can identify as a doll all you want, but stop calling me Finn.

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