I identify as a dolphin
Everywhere I go needs to have a salt water tank available
shareLMAO....OLD SCHOOL S.P.
shareI should back hand you for the lack of sensitivity but I'm laughing to hard.
shareI identify as Leonardo DiCaprio.
Models, date me or you're bigoted. You're denying me my right to exist.
First time watching that South Park?
shareTOM'S RHINOPLASTY...THATS A REAL PLACE...RIGHT?
sharehttps://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-l0HlOYX4sBx1UrHBm
shareNOICE!
shareI identify as a Narwhal
Us Mighty Narwhals steal your lunch money you chittering nerd fish wannabes!
We have mighty Unicorn horns
DONT come to the North Side Flipper...I'll take 'yo stuff
Male or female dolphin?
shareYou do you, Flipper 👍🐬
shareDolphins...Wimps, amirite?!?
shareHow much have you had to drink and do you have any vodka left for me?
shareI prefer Rum, beer or Red Wine love, then anything wet and dizzying after that in that order
Not yet enough to fall asleep...I should have been a Pirate but their bennies are shit and I like to plan ahead
Please, don't use the F-word. It's specist.
shareYou can identify as a doll all you want, but stop calling me Finn.
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