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I’m lost in a forest


I’m wilderness camping in a gorgeous location this week. Unfortunately, today it is raining so we’re stuck in the tent. Feel free to entertain me with stories, songs, jokes or YouTube videos of fainting goats. Camping recipes or ideas appreciated!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RGT4V6JmINA

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."

Watson: "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

Holmes: "Watson, you idiot, somebody's stolen our tent!"

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Ha! Thanks Stratego🙂

“The chief proof of man’s real greatness lies in his perception of his own smallness.”- Sherlock Holmes

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I know you love animals, so, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFFgCTKy2c4

What ingredients ya got to cook with?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XKmAkF8C-U 😃

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Too cute! Loved both videos. You know what I like catbooks☺️
Dude my tent reeks so badly of wet dog right now!!!

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Wet dog? You've gotten a dog?!

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I always have my girl. She’s my sanctity in this crazy world.

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When did this happen? I remember your dog sitting a friend's dog and back then you wanted one of your own. So what's her name, what kind of doggie, and what's she like?

I totally hear you. My boy is my sanctuary from all the human craziness.

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Dog sitting, probably, but I’ve always had a dog my whole life. Maybe thinking of someone else? This beauty is a white lab, had her 10 yrs. and she’s just a doll. I don’t even have to use a leash on her because she sticks to my side like glue.
I’m just waking up now. The birds are chirping and the sun is shining! It’s gonna be a fine day.
Thank you for your cute videos, they had me cracking up. Also, yesterday I started reading “The Drifters” by James Michener. Good stuff so far.
Enjoy your day miss catbooks😀

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Did you used to have another name and is your boyfriend's name Charlie? Maybe I am thinking of someone else, or I could have misunderstood what you said. I think it was a chihuahua you were dog sitting for.

ANYway, your girl sounds lovely! Isn't it the best to have a dog you don't have to put on a leash? White labs (well most all labs) are beautiful and so sweet.

I'm sure you've seen that video of Denver the Guilty (white lab) Dog, yes?

Enjoy your book, and being out in the woods with your pup!

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Girl, you are thinking of the waitress!! I’m a lil’ more sweetdee. Denver the guilty dog is my absolute favorite!!

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Yes, TheWaitress!! That's not you?

Aww, isn't Denver the cutest? 💕 When I first discovered it I played it over and over, and to any and everyone I could get to watch it.

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Nah, not me. I imagine the waitress prefers Yorkies to labs, just sayin. I also prefer Mac to Charlie. Badass western screech owl outside the tent every night.🦉

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Sorry! I don't know why I mixed the two of you up :). I liked her.

I love owls. We have a few here, but they're not the screechy kind, they're the "who, whoo" kind.

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I think we bonded over having the same first cars? 1970 beetle right?

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Yes, good memory! 1970 Beetle it was.

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We used to sing this song when camping as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPfGL0tDP30

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😁is that a Mountie camp song?

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Oldie but a goodie:

2 guys are sitting by a campfire and a bear charges at them out of the woods. As the bear is closing the distance one of the guys starts putting on his running shoes and the other guys says “What are you doing?? You can’t out run a bear!” The guy quickly laces his shoes and says “I don’t have to out run the bear, I only have to out run you.”

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Lol my comrades are fuuuucked!

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For good fortune:

Give your years and hear what is said,
Give your mind over to their interpretation:
It is profitable to put them in your heart,
But woe to him that neglects them!
Let them rest in the shrine of your insides
That they may act as a lock in your heart;
Now when there comes a storm of words,
They will be a mooring post on your tongue.

If you spend a lifetime with these things in your heart,
You will find it good fortune;
You will discover my words to be a treasure house of life,
And your body will flourish upon earth.

Taken from "The Instruction of Amenemope":
http://www.touregypt.net/instructionofamenemope.htm

Enjoy your adventure!

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Read this before I headed off for the day. Perfect ☺️

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Now some fun!

Journalist (Goldie Hawn?):
Why do pyramids have a point at the top?

Egyptologist (Ruth Buzzi):
Because if they had a point at the bottom, they would have fallen over!

~ Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In

~~/o/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Wsdkll5-s

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...and I’ll give that one a big fuck yeah.

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You are a vengeful Goddess with an Ancient Crown to fight.

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And you my dear were in the right place, but it must’ve been the wrong time😘

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Animus rising
Queen of queens

Love that song.

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a head full of quandary, and a mighty, mighty thirst

me too.

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Oops, anima, not animus 😄

Seventeen glasses
Rhine wine
Milk of the Madonna
Clandestine

She's hella good with words.

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