If you were gay, which celebrity would you get down and dirty with?

“Opposite sex,” or “same sex”? You say you’re a dude, which I’ve gathered for some time, but you’d do Jared Leto? Did spellcheck hose your post? It happens a lot.

Gay guy stuff is not for me
May I pretend to be a lesbian and request a date with Rosario Dawson circa Rent..?

That dance she does is really wild...have I mentioned that I'm a lesbian before???

I can't think in those terms.

Kevin Bacon and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Chris Hemsworth is my mancrush.

Brad pitt circa 1994. That man confused me in interview with the vampire.

You sure don't sound straight.

I once saw an ad or promo for something that had this guy with shades riding towards the viewer on a bike, and my first thought was I had to admit he was hot. Even though that isn't my type (whatever that means).

He stopped, removed his shades and I realised it was K.D. Lang.

So maybe her, but I have to admit my brain balks when I think about the gear-grinding bit.