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I want 6 weeks off work


Someone get me pregnant so I can get maternity leave

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LOL!

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PS I want a pony.

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Then vote Vermin Supreme for President. He's promised a free pony for all American's if elected.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme#%22Right_to_pony%22_during_2017_Clinton_book_tour

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All righty then! He has my vote! He might want to change his name though.


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Where is maternity leave only 6 weeks?

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Timbuktu where is it more?

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I'm in ohio

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Most of the western world gets more than 6 weeks. Is there paternity leave as well?

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It is 12 weeks. Sorry for the bad info

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Break a leg. Or an arm if that is easier.

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go for it.

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I was joking, someone had a death in the family at my work and I was thinking of ways to get off work

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condolences to you.

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I'm thinkin' beavis maybe didn't think this one through?

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You could become a teacher but then you'd have to work with kids 😣

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Numb your pinky in the freezer and then 'accidentally' break it in the kitchen drawer. You'll get a few weeks off with that depending.

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I want six life reincarnations off work.

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