I want 6 weeks off work
Someone get me pregnant so I can get maternity leave
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LOL!
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PS I want a pony.
Then vote Vermin Supreme for President. He's promised a free pony for all American's if elected.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme#%22Right_to_pony%22_during_2017_Clinton_book_tour
All righty then! He has my vote! He might want to change his name though.
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Break a leg. Or an arm if that is easier.
shareI'm thinkin' beavis maybe didn't think this one through?
shareYou could become a teacher but then you'd have to work with kids π£
shareNumb your pinky in the freezer and then 'accidentally' break it in the kitchen drawer. You'll get a few weeks off with that depending.
shareI want six life reincarnations off work.
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