...fish catch you.
Are they extraterrestrial fish?
In Soviet Russia, you abduct aliens!
movies watch you!
wood burns fire!
Cow milks you !
Women have moustaches and men have breasts. True.
And women climax prematurely.
they confuse water with vodka.
Vodka actually comes from the slavic word 'voda' which means water.
Ass hauls you. http://img-sg.tgbusdata.cn/shouji/2016/04/21/1/168e89a903bdaacf3aaa489c85db1e05.gif