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The "pants" movie dialog game

posted 6 years ago by [deleted]
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Take a line of dialog from a movie or TV show, and replace one of the words in that line with the word "pants" for interesting results.

Sudden Impact: "Go ahead, make my pants."

The Silence of the Lambs: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

Sunset Boulevard: "I AM big. It's the pants that got small!"

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: "Pants? We ain't got no pants! We don't need no pants! I don't have to show you any stinking pants!"

To Have and Have Not: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your pants together and blow."

Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones: "Senator Amidala, your tragedy on the landing platform, terrible. Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my pants."

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78593) 6 years ago

Go ahead, make my pants

[–] jpollock73 (799) 6 years ago

I think you just did.lol

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78593) 6 years ago

You're out of pants!
YOU'RE OF OF PANTS!!
The WHOLE trial is out of pants!!!

[–] jpollock73 (799) 6 years ago

I'm too old for these pants.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78593) 6 years ago

Good one!
Made me giggle

You shall not pants!

[–] jpollock73 (799) 6 years ago

Thank you.

Fast times: " There's no pants party for me in here ."

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78593) 6 years ago

Im going to make him an offer he cant pants

[–] jpollock73 (799) 6 years ago

He will be sleeping with the pants.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78593) 6 years ago

Pants is a dish best served cold

[–] jpollock73 (799) 6 years ago

Nice.

Maybe tell your pants hello?

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78593) 6 years ago

You talk about pants...
Is pants going to bring your pants back to you?
Or my pants to me?

[–] jpollock73 (799) 6 years ago

I just want to break pants. (breakdance)

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78593) 6 years ago

That was a fine movie, yessir!

But i prefer 'Lambada: The Forbidden Pants'

[–] jpollock73 (799) 6 years ago

Yes. Me too

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78593) 6 years ago

Frankly my pants, i dont give a pant

[–] jpollock73 (799) 6 years ago

Dirty Pancing, was ok.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78593) 6 years ago

I pantsed what you pantsed there

Save the Last Pants for me

[–] jpollock73 (799) 6 years ago

🍻

[–] actionkamen (23176) 6 years ago

Now you come and say "Don Corleone, give me pants." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Godleather."

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78593) 6 years ago

Use the pants Luke

[–] actionkamen (23176) 6 years ago

No, I am your pants.

[–] chilidoggg (14601) 6 years ago

Come to the dark pants.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 6 years ago

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

[–] MinaVladimir (4086) 6 years ago

Pants? Where we're going, we don't need pants!

[–] somesunnyday (2078) 6 years ago

My favourite so far

[–] TheLovelyAnomaly (619) 6 years ago

Perfect!

[–] Skullomania (483) 6 years ago

'When there's no more room in hell, the pants will walk the earth.'

'No-one puts pants in a corner.'

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78593) 6 years ago

I dont think you understand
I didnt come here to rescue pants fom you
I came here to rescue you from pants

-Col 'Pants' Trautman
US Army Green Pants and Beret

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78593) 6 years ago

IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERPANTING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERPANTING PLANE!!

[–] PeteRose (2893) 6 years ago

You want answers?

I think I'm entitled to.

You want answers?

I WANT THE PANTS!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PANTS!