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I have a secret admirer


His name is Samson😱

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Is that the name of the egg-eating dog?

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No, cant be....
That dog fell on a hatchet in the garden

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Jesus you are brutal! To croft of course 😂

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I'd rather talk about pooping in the tub than dead dogs ever again.

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This is my second time taking the gypsy to the woodshed for dog brutality....gonna be the last!

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^^^ This ^^^

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Which one?

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where ??

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That's his secret admirer On FB.

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If it's so secret, how come he's telling us?

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Probably because its him...and it has not gotten the attention he feels it deserved😂

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maybe it's a she

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Maybe its Lola
L-O-L-A
Lola😳

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The Lola that " walk like a woman and talk like a man ? "

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😁

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Take a walk on the wild side.

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It's me croft. I'm not terribly good looking but I have a reasonable retirement fond which will provide for both of us when we're old. I could be handy, mending a fuse when your lights have gone. You can knit a sweater by the fireside. Sunday mornings go for a ride. Doing the garden, digging the weeds. Who could ask for more?

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croft should go for it.

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I agree, although I would like to point out that it's strictly platonical! My wife would have a say in it too. She'll probably object in the beginning, but I really could do with some help with my cattle and my sheep.

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croft's your man when it comes to farm animals.

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I think it's great that you have a retirement fond. I mean, really, what could be worse than having a retirement antagonist?

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Damn my feeble English! 😶

Is it "fund"...?

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Are you saying your retirement fund isn't fond of you, and is actually an antagonistic retirement fund? 😱

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That sounds pretty accurate!

So basically, what I'm offering croft is now reduced to one middle-aged, fugly geezer with a few mangy goats and an empty bank account. He's never gonna fall for that! 😔

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Don't be so half-full about it. He was interested in my Floridian swampland.

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Damn Russ, that's a hell of an opening line.
I'd be a better companion than a Romanian turnip farmer who despises dogs.
Why don't you give me a call sometime?

BTW, you had me retirement fund!😍 😍

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Hm, I never knew I was this attractive so I have to give it some thought before I make up my mind. You're a strong candidate though, godewey!

And just to make one thing clear: I'm very fond of my fund - or is it the other way around? 😍

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It's me...I know I got the Kavorka..

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But do you dance the Mamushka?!

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I dance the Mushka, but am unskilled in the art of the Mamushka.

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The priests are helping..I just bathed in vinegar

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Have the ants left?

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How are doing? You want to go out with me?

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That's all I can ask...to even be considered is a true honor.

I'd like to make just one thing clear, I'M very fond of your fund too.
No matter which way it goes.

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we are mutually fond of you.

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Is it a mutual fund?

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Do you have an accountant joke book?

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I'd say more, but am trying to turn over a new turnip leaf and not feed a certain gypsy.

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I rewrote mine a few times.
Trying to be on my best behavior.

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It's the Gandhi effect at play. What else can we do?

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Absolutely nothing we can do.
Just sit back and enjoy the ride!

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I have a ticket to!

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Then we have two tickets to paradise.
Can you pack your bags and maybe leave tonight?

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I ain't got time to take a fast train. Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home, my baby, just-a wrote me a letter.

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Well it's all right, doing the best you can, Well it's all right, as long as you lend a hand

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Don't have to be ashamed of the car I drive. I'm just glad to be here, happy to be alive.

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But would you still need him? Would you still feed him? When he's 64?

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I'll feed him every day, I promise!

64 sounds quite old, though...

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You signed up for him! And hes not house broken, but I believe he has broken into some houses😜

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Indicate precisely what you mean to say.

Yours sincerely,

Wasting Away.

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No, it's not you

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Listen.

Do you want to know a secret?

Do you promise not to tell?

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Woah woah oh, closer, let me whisper in your ear

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have you found out who it is ??

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No

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just checking

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