I have a secret admirer
His name is Samson😱
shareTake a walk on the wild side.
shareIt's me croft. I'm not terribly good looking but I have a reasonable retirement fond which will provide for both of us when we're old. I could be handy, mending a fuse when your lights have gone. You can knit a sweater by the fireside. Sunday mornings go for a ride. Doing the garden, digging the weeds. Who could ask for more?
sharecroft should go for it.
shareDamn Russ, that's a hell of an opening line.
I'd be a better companion than a Romanian turnip farmer who despises dogs.
Why don't you give me a call sometime?
BTW, you had me retirement fund!😍 😍
Hm, I never knew I was this attractive so I have to give it some thought before I make up my mind. You're a strong candidate though, godewey!
And just to make one thing clear: I'm very fond of my fund - or is it the other way around? 😍
That's all I can ask...to even be considered is a true honor.
I'd like to make just one thing clear, I'M very fond of your fund too.
No matter which way it goes.
I'd say more, but am trying to turn over a new turnip leaf and not feed a certain gypsy.
shareI rewrote mine a few times.
Trying to be on my best behavior.
It's the Gandhi effect at play. What else can we do?
shareAbsolutely nothing we can do.
Just sit back and enjoy the ride!
No, it's not you
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