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Favorite knock-knock jokes? 😁


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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I’ve forgotten my name again!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to my radio in the morning!

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening...

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😆 I love corny jokes!

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What? Goddangit, I don't get this one even a little bit, corny or not.
Sam and Janet evening?

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn't it?

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?


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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you open the door, please?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like.


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Knock knock.
...
Knock knock.
...
Ah well, guess nobody's home.

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Not bad. Not bad at all! 😁

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Postman.

Postman who?


I still don't understand the knock knock joke in American Werewolf in London though :D

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knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who?
woah, nothing to cry about!

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I've a sore hand from knocking.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.


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