Ok so like he’s a race car driver who has to race backwards to save his dads life but his dad is a lion and it all takes place at a foo fighters concert during the Super Bowl and his race car only runs on garlic toast and there is a bad guy who’s a space ship and his best friend is jack black who’s a boxer
shareHere's my pitch:
Sandler plays a time-traveling transsexual cyborg from the distant future sent back to the present day to molest as many children as he can in order to save humanity from the "Apollolypse", a world-ending catastrophe in which all chickens rise up against humanity. Along the way, he meets a humble yogurt heiress (Jennifer Aniston) who shows him the healing power of breakdancing. Fighting against his programming to molest, he ultimately manages to save the local rec center from a greedy land developer (Terry Crews) by winning the citywide dance competition.