This is a fictional scenario : I'll give the shorter version of it.
You have received an orange package in the mail.
After looking at the box you realize it originated from Romania.
Do you open it?
Be advised : We all know it won't be computer parts.
Morning ๐.
It's 7.45 am and I'm already laughing!
I've said it before but is it Gwyneth Paltrow's head?
I wouldn't hate that...
Good morning.
I couldn't sleep and missed out on all the fun.
I don't think many would hate that.
You would hope it was at least double wrapped!
Got to go work now, catch you later?
I should be around later.
It's Friday!!
But wait....
Knock knock!
"Yes?"
" Alexei Croftovich? "
"?"
"We are the Romanian coppers lad"
"Riiiight"
"Seems like you've been up to no good lad"
"Interesting"
"Have you?"
"It isn't a party until something gets broken"
"Are you taking the piss lad?"
"that's lovely"
"Are ya'll being a smunt lad"
"no reload"
"We're missing Gone With the Wind from the school" "Both volumes ya know"
"Have you seen them lad?"
"I haven't the foggiest?
"Is that a smile on your face lad? This isn't a joke"
"You can't blame me for knowing how to accessorize."
"Right lad, I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Secศie de poliศie"
"Run you bastards, I'm coming to get you"
"we're on to lad, just come peacefully"
"Did you watched my house"
"We know all about you"
"Do you know about the top 10 Evanescence songs"
"We know what you've done lad"
"It's a lie"
"We have evidence that you've been using torrents lad"
"I never reveal my sources- I promised Reality"
"You are a farmer lad? "
"I have a garden yes, I'm very busy"
"This axe? Does it belong to you lad?"
"It's for the dogs"
"You've been our radar for years lad"
"I don't think that i'm so important to be...watched by others."
"Time to answer for your sins lad"
"Somehow I saw this coming"
"Why lad, why'd you do it, for the love of Laura why?"
"The extraordinary is in what we do,not who we are."
"Lad?"
" ? "
"What are these cardboard things lad?"
"My beautiful lady friends, Lara, Milla and the new girl Amy"
"And all this scrap metal lad?"
" Sir, these are my Tennis Trophies"
"why all the dead foxes lad?"
"The fox is the enemy of farmers"
"We need to take you to the capitol lad"
"Stupid thing I ever heard so far"
That would be cool, although there are a LOT of people whose heads I would rather it be.
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Is it an orange box?
shareAll you have to do is read the post Harry.
shareDid it arrive in the mail, from Romania Dewey?
shareAs of right now the answer is yes.
shareOK then, I'll open it.
The postal system scans mail coming from abroad with x-rays and sniffer dogs and so I think I should be fine.
What's happened?
I'm not sure if I can answer that?
I'll have to ask croft what the rules are.
I may have forgotten to add that there's a noise or smell coming from the box.
There also may have been a man dressed all in black.
frickin Hilarious!!
shareOh, good grief! I almost wet my pants!๐
๐๐คฃ Thanks a heap! You have to be in the know to appreciate Deweyโs last line.
My answer: Croft packaged Lara and it took too long for the package to arrive, hence the package turned orange. Oh hell, what do I know?
Leave it to the mail to lose Lara.
croft will be crushed.