Other boards have the ability to create polls and I wonder if they would be an interesting addition here.
For example:
Which trend do you wish was over?
Found footage
Disaster movies
Comic book films
One thing vs another films
Remakes with an all woman cast
All of the above
That type of thing.
Could be fun eh?
Any and all improvements would be welcome at this point.
shareJim hasn't made an appearance for a while.
Saw him on a milk carton...does that count?😉
Would love it if we had polls...then we could monitor all the attention I'm whoring out! Or is it pimping out? Why no attention pimps? Or attention John's or tricks? Just whores? Sound misogynistic to me😠
Men can be whores, too. DID YOU JUST ASSUME A WHORE'S GENDER? I am offended.
shareWhores are female..gigolos are the male equivilent😉
shareOMG did you just say all females are whores!?!?!!?!?
;)
Are you saying there are no other-kin whores Spanners?
That makes you a misogynist Islamophobic racist neo-Nazi beyond any doubt.
Don't fight it now, that's exactly what a witch would do back in the day.
WTF I'm not a neo-Nazi. I'm a classic, old-school Nazi!
shareClassic neo-Nazi comeback Spanners.
Accept it, you're a dyed in the wool sausage munching, beer swigging environmentalist just like the originals only now you do it under the red, white and blue 😉
You're both Chardonnay-swilling, Blairite, snowflake, libtard lefties with right wing inclinations
shareCan one drink chardonnay and eat Pot Noodle in the same life Dazed?
shareOne can eat and drink them during the same day Harry!
By the way, I had a Bombay Bad Boy on the weekend after an extended break from pot noodling and I'm ashamed to say it beat me.
I only added a drop of hot sauce too.
*hangs head in shame*
A Bombay Bad Boy with a class of chardonnay - sheer class Dazed 😉
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Amen!
😎
I think it could be fun.
It may short lived but would give an idea of where most people stand.
Following Harry's mindset a good sausage wouldn't go unnoticed.
I'll save you the trouble.
That's what she said!"
I knew Harry would be a bad influence on you, you're not to play with him today ok?
shareYes sis. 😞
But only for today.
Harry is the bees knees. He just is!
We'll see about tomorrow...see if my record collection is intact.
shareI have no idea what you're talking about with your records. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
All I know is Harry glides! He doesn't just plop about when he walks, he glides!
I think it may be tomorrow today?
Can I go play, can I, oh can I?
That's because he wears Heely's ffs! He's not superhuman, plus he's a bit shouldery.
I'm not sure what Mum would say, I'm supposed to keep an eye on you...
I think mum put the records in my backpack!
What's with this Bowie character? Is he new?
Harry is Harry and I would't change him for all the tea in York!
Or Aberdeen or wherever. He's the cat's!
I'll never bin him! That's a promise.
You just don't understand.
Mum would never get it. I think you and I can resolve this.
What do you need from me?
A rap battle, you shit talkin' weasel
Think you're outta limbo, but that's just unfeasi..
Bull that you chatter,
Harry doesn't matter,
I'm a brown nosin' faux friend,
Drunken on the weekend,
Floozy, boozy, please excuse me,
You'll never get my vinyl,
That decision is final.
I may be a weasel, but that's just an easel
A portrait of my life, without any strife
Harry is the man, I'll say it again
You are a brown noser, just like a rubber hoser
Drunk on a Friday just like it was my day
You just don't get it, better just bin it
If I want your songs, I'll just take it, no wrongs.
Mum always said she liked you betta
She didn't like me, cuz i'm just like chedda
Smooth as silk, that's just as it be
Go cryin' to mum cuz you ain't like me!
That Mongolian hooch must be making you crazy
Mum always said you were stoopid and lazy
"Dumber than a bag of hammers", she said,
As she tried to prise you outta that bed.
But papa, now there was a different story,
He forgot us more times than Ellen the Dory,
A rolling stone a hat in each port,
A very sad tale you would have thought?
But Mother she didn't gather moss either,
She loved to keep a good man underneath her,
Every month brought us a brand new Uncle,
But pa was the Simon to her Garfunkel.
Reunited they were, in a passionate way,
And they are still together right to this day,
We turned out alright sibs Dewey and Dazed,
When you consider how we were raised!
Baa baa black sheep have you any hooch
it's all for me and none for the pooch
time to grow up time to cut the chord
time to cut the veggies on a cutting board
Ma and Pa always did what they could
gave us some love just like they should
I wouldn't change our unks for all the tea in china
nice to get fish and chips at the greasy spoon dina
Look at the sunset what a beautiful sight
look at us it's the story of our life
something in the air cuz my eyes are getting red
time to depart and get these kids fed
snip , snap give a dog a bone
you go through life, sometimes you're alone
somtimes you stay, sometimes you're on the lamb
I'm so proud, that you're part of my fam