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Movie title jokes.


You name a movie then a what is joke.

For example

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Drag me to hell

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Working with Rosanne Barr

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Get Out



what Rosanne Barr was told to do yesterday.

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Ha! Blamo!

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Ouch!!!
Nice one

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Damn hownos! That was hilarious👍

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Dumb and Dumber

What was typing those remarks and then pressing the send key.

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Like Crazy (2011)


How would you describe Rosanne Barr

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You can dish it.

But you cannot take it.

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lol, there is nothing I can't take from an asshole like you, are you the pussy that reported me?

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I don't report people. It's my religion.

In fact, I was going to bust your balls for deleting those posts. I thought you did it.

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I don't report people or put them on ignore, what's the fun in that? I got the warning from the head guy (whatever that means) some people are just too serious.

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Apology accepted.

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Surely the children should be off limits?

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^^^ This.

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No. They would have been, but, some wise guy posted Barron the other day.

Let us proceed...

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I'm not a fan of Trump but I'd have said the same thing to that guy and I have done to others in the past. Barron is an innocent and shouldn't be targeted by anyone.

Going after someone's children is low stuff.

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nothing is off limits with that obnoxious troll, especially children.

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Like I said, I was willing to leave the children out of it, but, Barron got called, so, I waited my opportunity. It came today.

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You tell'em, Culburn!



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They never are when a Republican is President. There's a double standard there. The Media goes after Trump's wife and kids constantly.



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We are not "the media" are we? So why are we doing it here, why are we okay with our fellow posters going after someone's children?

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I heard someone blasted on Trump's son Barron.




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Sheesh!
I think they are pretty girls Amigo

Lets leave kids and wives out of the fight

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Cannot do it, Yonk.

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We must always try to be better than the people we oppose
I didnt care for Daddyo but wife and kids should be off limits Cubby

Also, they are young ladies and innocent...c'mon man

This isnt a blood feud...

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The Media doesn't leave them out when a Republican is President, Shogie. It's a double standard. They go after Trump's wife and kids constantly.



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Thats exactly why we should act in a more gentlemanly manner

The media screws everything up here in America...they are a bunch of errand boys and washer women for bigger interests that own them

I dont much care for politics
I read up on it and then hold my nose and pull the lever when voting comes up...i just do my best with the whole mess

What i dont care for are personal attacks on politicians wives and kids...
I like Cubby and you as well...i think you all know that
But lets just go with the old Mafia rules here
No wives and No kids get hit
Its not cool

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But they started it, Dad! "They sow the wind and reap the whirlwind." Hosea 8:7




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Dad?!?
Nice MMC ...giving me a hard time you rascal!

I dont care what The Bible says on this matter, we are better men when we deal in good faith with all comers...and when we refer to the innocent family members of our political opponents it should be with respect
A man can certainly be my opposite number but i have no interest in harming his wife and Children

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I don't care what the Bible says either. I'm an Agnostic. I thought you 'd like the "Dad" joke.
And I heard someone blasted Trump's son Barron.



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Yeah...they should lay off that Baron kid too

I did like the dad thing!

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Yes they should, but you know they won't. So fight fire with fire.



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Perhaps they wont stop being crude and cruel towards that young person...that is why we should show a better face to the world
The world will see our patience and reason

Ill fight with votes and reasonable debates...and if some opposition wants to hurl manure in my direction let them...they will only wind up covered in shit by days end and the world will see that too

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Shogie, you're a good and kind person, but we've been showing "a better face" to the world for the last 50 years while the Left has been viciously and mercilessly attacking America and Conservatives. What has it gotten us? Absolutely nothing, except more attacks. The Left will continue to be mean, vulgar and vicious no matter what we do.

That's why we elected Donald Trump. He fights back! As Lincoln said of Grant "I can't spare this man. He fights." As Admiral David G. Farragut said, "Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!"
So DAMN the Left, and Full Speed Ahead! Fuck them and the skanks they rode in with!

And we Conservatives will continue to FIGHT BACK! This is a war for America, and we do NOT intend on losing.

Sorry buddy, but this is war.



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So now you're overcompensating because you were never able to see any action during your National Guard days ?

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I don't comment on politics here. But today Trump declared Canada a national security threat in order to put tariffs on steel. This is asinine. America won't have any friends left if this continues.

No more politics from me

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It's WAY too late for that plea, hownos. Sorry.

BTW, don't take Trump's comments so seriously. Sometimes he's just venting. And I love Canada!




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Thank you MovieMan ...i think i used to be a real jerk, trying to improve tho!
Baby steps;)

Im going my own way on this whole 'War for America' thing...truth is i dont think there is one, just a lot of shelling between loudmouths and blowhards on the endless TV news shows trying to pump up our blood into a killing frenzy...
I will participate in the process by pulling a lever in the voting booth, not a trigger on a battlefield a handful of fools created

The world must continue to see us as the light of freedom and equality and for the most part they do
They come from all nations everyday to become our neighbors and colleagues in this great American experiment
Its our duty to show them a fair and reasonable face and to act with dignity when disagreements arise

'We have guided missiles and misguided men'
Martin Luther King
(American hero and truth talker)

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You're welcome, Shogie. I can't even comprehend you ever being a jerk. I respect your opinion and your way of participating, as I'm sure you respect mine. We will continue the struggle, both in our own unique ways.

Peace, Bro.



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Peace to you as well buddy

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Exactly.

There are no sacred cows here.

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Amen, Bro!



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The Empire Strikes Back

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Trump attacking the NFL over kneeling players.

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No kidding! I'm getting reeeeally tired of it.

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A good one. Very accurate. And for the first time in decades, the Right is actually fighting back!




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Bullshit! The Left has been fighting dirty: lying, cheating, smearing and harassing Conservatives for the last 50 years using Saul Alinksky tactics, while the Right has tried to be "civil".

Now that Trump is fighting back in the same way, the Left is screaming like stuck pigs. They're such hypocritical assholes! And the Media is going after Trump, his wife, and his kids 24/7. It's disgraceful. The Conservative Media never went after BO's wife or kids.

But thank goodness he fights back. And he will continue to do so, and GOOD FOR HIM! So get used to it, bunky!

And as to "cutting it out", you're delusional. That is never going to happen because the Left will never allow it to happen. It's only going to get worse.



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You got it, early in the game, dude.

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Yes it does. And thank goodness our side is fighting back now!




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A Bridge Too Far

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Mary Jo Kopechne's killing ground.

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😂😂😂😂

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"The Jerk"

who is culburn?

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"Asshole" (2009)

Describe sambow.




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"Brokeback Mountain" cast...

Who are culburn and movieManCin

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"Dumb and Dumber"

Who is sambow in a dual movie role?



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MovieGuy, I actually like culburn, I call him every filthy word under the sun and he comes right back at me, It's my intention to rehabilitate the evil doers, (or maybe the other way around, I dunno) but, I had no squabble with you, you just jumped in the bantering mouth first for no apparent reason, are you lonely? or maybe culburn's alter ego, whatever the reason, don't talk to me, I don't like you and don't wish to banter with you, go play with someone else.

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Sambow,
The feeling is mutual. I like Culburn but I don't like you, and I don't like your Lefty/Socialist politics. And I didn't like how you were treating my friend. And I'll jump in whenever I like,
and I'll talk to whomever I please. So go squat on a fence post.




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ya see, I asked you nicely not to talk to me and you disobeyed me, now I have to put you on ignore, BTW, your friend doesn't need your sorry ass to defend him, he does just fine on his own.

*************** TRUMP IS THE MAN *******************

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You just got your ass handed to ya for close order inspection, sambow.

ha, ha.

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what the hell r u talking about? what did I tell you about those drugs?

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Trump President.

Not Clinton.

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so how was it up there riding bareback with MovieManCin?

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