So....I had been wanting to start a channel for months....but I procrastinate! Storekeeper dropped that video and lit a fire under my ass a while back. Now I'm up and running...and have a video i want you guys to check out. Not original material like stoney (but that is in the pipeline!) but an experiment to hone my limited tech skills and present a format that is accessible to our diverse group. Many awesome folks here liked stoners video but mentioned having a hard time following the lyrics....not surprising...the kid flows like fucking mercury! But it is difficult to follow lyrics...especially if you are already not a fan of the genre but want to show solidarity for what another member is trying to achieve. So I threw this together to give yall a feel for what my joints taste like. Let me know if you like it...can you follow it...typos?...just anything constructive!!!
As a special treat and a gesture of thanks for all my MC peoples...I included a Dope shout out to you guys...my ninjas! Do believe mine is the first video on Youtube to mention this place...won't be the last!
And if you grace me with a like...leave a comment and mention MC.org...lets see this place go super sonic!!!
So this is DJ Cools...let me clear my throat....with LYRICS! Hope you enjoy!
No not me...not yet😉 this was just me getting my Feet wet with video editing...presentation etc. And you were chief amongst those I had in mind.when making it. I was going for something fun to watch...yet easy to follow. Your input is of value to me. Were you able to follow the verse? Was it fun to watch? Anything from a technical standpoint you could suggest to make it a better experience?
No no! You are THE PERFECT person! You're not a fan...so no pre conceived opinions of familiarity. Your opinions are much like the man I've had the pleasure to get to know these last weeks...honest! And to my benefit...possitive😉 thanks once again!!!
Me too! Sort of leaves you wandering...and wondering are we there yet? I may not have a good rapport with DF, but I am so impressed with his pronounced love 💕 for his wife. To be loved with that intensity along with being thanked for the support she apparently gives is a wonderful thing. I believe most of us dream of such a relationship. She surely must be patient and forgiving.
How Do I Love Thee
“Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of being and ideal grace. I love thee to the level of every day's Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I love thee freely, as men strive for right.”
Funny! It is a rather long song...chose it as there are no lyric videos for that tune...some claim to be...but are not. So choosing a song with no real competition seemed smart. But if you think it's a long listen...try editing it...semi nightmarish!
And thank you for your kind words...I know you vomited just a little bit in your mouth whilst typing them😉 but you did rectify that by ending your post with an awesome ZINGER! Good job on that one!!! From now on you are k⚡PKAP in my book!
Sorry to disappoint you...As per you:”I know you vomited just a little bit in your mouth whilst typing them”...
No, I just choked a bit! But, I did so while being sincere and smiling; smiling because your dear wife truly has to be the next best thing to a saint! My beloved mom was. She had to be due to my “hard to get along with” dad. He knew all and everything. Could be a real horse’s arse at times. But, he loved my mom.
Ohhh! And the hits just keep coming!!! Too bad you ain't got an I in your screen name...believe I have a baseball bat emoji😉 how bout this K⚡SK🔥P??? If you come up with another shot between the lines...I'll give ya a dollar sign😉
I’m thinkin’! I’m thinkin’! You just love this tit for tat don’t ya? I’m happy 🤗😏 you approve of my match points. 🏸 (closest thingy for a racket w/o the birdie)
Thanks buddy! More to come...gonna try to put the lyrics to NWAs straight outta Compton to this tune...with me rapping...scarry! But the beat works and I know all the lyrics...but I have to replace a very...exclusive word🙊 gonna go with ninja👍 then I'll try sampling to come up with original tunes...really want to something with the Hawaii 5-0 tune!
EXCELLENT! As I was telling Michigan J...I wanted to make reading lyrics fun! I wanted the viewer to feel the energy they were feeling in Philly that evening.
Yeah...gooney bird...they're albatross...and a blotter paper...all else will require google...hot topic🙊 but good catch...you just won me $20! Wife enquired if someone would ask...I said I don't know...but if so...it'll be hownos!!! She get it would be croft...oh snap! I think I won an extra $10 cause Alice said bloody!😀
Did you just curse??? It's like opposite night around here...croft is being a horses dick hole to me...and you are being fun...even funny...and racey...I think y'all got into the gooney bird😂😂😂
I cannot believe it! Deliciousfeet made me 😂! Truly I did! I actually had a big guffaw over Df’s post! Besides, “Oh caca” voided the funny, or feces, or crap, or poop, or whatever.
Can’t speak for Croft, but I didn’t get into the gooney bird. The damn hockey bird crapped on my head!
It’s this damn item in my bucket list...a tat which got infected; therefore no medical clearance for my cataract surgery!
Me not curse?🤬 What in the hell gave you that idea? I do live on the wild side ya know. Seriously, there are only two I don’t use and try not to read...the f-bomb and G__ Damn.
BTW, “Two guys out for a walk see a dog laying on the grass licking his own balls.
One guy says, "Man! Wish I could do that!"
Other guy says, "Maybe you should pet him first..."😱
I’m pissing my pants reading your post!😅😂🤣🤪 Thanks MissMargo for making my “all night can’t sleep” marathon funny. Tears are actually running down my face!
Oh, listen, my children, a story you'll hear.
A song I will sing you; 'twill fill you with cheer.
A charming young maiden was wed in the Fall.
She married a man who had no balls at all.
Chorus: No balls at all. No balls at all.
She married a man who had no balls at all.
The night of the wedding she leaped into bed.
Her breasts were a-heaving; her legs were well spread.
She reached for his penis; his penis was small.
She reached for his balls; he had no balls at all.
"Oh mother, oh mother, oh, what shall I do?
I've married a man who's unable to screw.
For many long years, I've avoided the call,
Now I've married a man who has no balls at all."
"Oh daughter, oh daughter, now don't feel so sad;
I had the same trouble with your dear old dad.
There are lots of young men who will answer the call
Of the wife of a man who has no balls at all."
Now the daughter she followed her mother's advice,
And she found the proceedings exceedingly nice,
And a bouncing young baby was born in the Fall
To the wife of the man who had no balls at all.
I first heard it in Dallas at a honky tonk. I just about fell out of my seat...well, being 3 sheets to the wind didn’t help! All these years all I could recall was “No Balls At All!) Thanks be to Google. There is a tune assigned to the ditty. A black gal was singing it while the packed place was roaring with laughter! We were just a few feet from her so we were able to hear the words.
This one has no balls, but I learned it when I was 9 and somehow, I never forgot it! Why? I don't know. This is Uncle Fudd.... Well, I was born in Tennessee and I was married when I was three.
My husband couldn't wait for me, cause he was 47!
So I ups and marries my brother-in-law, I didn't even have to ask my Pa. My Pa says shucks! I ain't your Pa, your Pa is your Uncle Fudd!
Now Uncle Fudd says no he weren't, cousin Luke was the guilty varmint, they way laid ma that night garn sar nit, got relatives in my blood.
SOOOO, That makes my sister, my cousin too, darned if we know who is who. My nephew is my uncle too, just one big happy family!
So I gets tired of my brother-in-law, so I thought I'd tary with my nit-wit uncle on my mother's side, my nit wit uncle Harry.
Well, he sits around and he whittles wood and goes Blubb, blubb, blubb and he does it good.
I'd sure marry him if I could, but he's got 6 wives already! That's just the reason I long to be in the hills of Tennessee with my nit wit uncle just amusing on me going blubb, blubb, blubb blubb, blubb!
How in the hell did you recall this? Sad thing is, it was common in the south in past years. Everyone was related to everyone else! Especially for cousins to marry cousins.
I wish I knew why I can remember this useless nonsense from 50 years ago. It would be nice to know where my bedroom is at this moment! LOL!
My folks had loads of 75rpm records and one of them was this. Can't remember the lady who sang it, but I do remember this one being played a great deal. It got to the point where my sisters started singing it on long car rides. It stuck!
i guess since we were also a blended family..... not as blended as our friend in this song, I found it funny.
Some of the lyrics, such as whittling wood have taken on a whole new meaning as I have gotten older.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrc6jAug_ic
Try this one out. If you still can't get it, try YouTube. lots of people posted this on there.
Sorry about that first one. It worked fine for me when I tried it. I have my fingers crossed. 🤞
It's later, and I know what you mean. I got a couple of hours of sleep. A shower has revived me. I'm ready for my day.
Meanwhile, my beloved cat is snoozing comfortably in the chair next to my desk!
"Right! Keep that woman up half the night. No worries. My work is done. Think I'll take a catnap!"
Have a great weekend.
Are you certain your cat didn’t understand the dog licking his balls joke? I understand cats have a tendency to sleep on their master’s/mistress’s faces. Just sayin...
That would definitely keep me awake! 😱
BTW, I got 2 hrs.
Oh, he understands this balls licking business. He enjoys a good lick down there quite often!
He wants to slleep next to me. As the night progresses, he is either on top or under me shoving me half out of bed.
i took a nap. I'm ready to go!
Woman...had ya not always tried to start it with me...youd been laughing the whole time! As far as language...can't all be pros like me...but I will give ya this...figured you for a c word hater as well. Most women of your...wisdom...don't like that word😉 once again ...something for the pros😉. Glad no one has figured out gooney...opinions of me might drop...is that possible?
“Woman...”? I like that! Rather sexy or maybe my judgement is off. Lack of sleep and that other activity which is no more. Oh well, such is life at the end of the road....sigh
You are correct. The c word is a despicable word. That one slipped my “little gray cells” as per Poirot.
Gooney? Do you mean to act like a loon? “fool, idiot, ass, halfwit, dunce, dolt, ignoramus, moron, imbecile, simpleton;”
Sure...sexy...I would have leaned towards saucy...but whatev.
There's a joke about the c u next thursday and lil grey cells...but we're getting along...and you have rules! Not mu
The favorite thing...rules! But you know that don't you😉
As for gooney...sure! Your take is way better than the truth...or at least less controversial👍
“As for gooney...sure! Your take is way better than the truth...or at least less controversial👍”
You just had to do it, didn’t you? Make me do research for that damn word! OMGosh! Yucky Yucky Poo! I will give it to you...you are the pro knowing words I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole! You are the epitome when it comes to etymology! But, I don’t believe displaying an award for being in the know when it comes to not so genteel words would be a good thing. As you say...you are the pro...you are the masta! 🤭
Ok we're gonna have to do this...not really following you...perhaps the language barrier? But that feels like the second or third time I've excused some fairly aggressive statements of yours with the language barrier. Now I always thought we got along well...you have been a friend to me when many hadn't the time of day for me. Therefore when you had your little...filmboard?...dust up, I felt it the right thing to support you. And I support anyone's decision to join a website...but I'm starting to believe that that site is doing nothing good for you.
Before I say more...I'll give you my possitive/negative impression of that site.
I visited filmboard when you had your indecent there...possitive...they are technologically superior to us and they have way more members than us. On the negative side of the ledger...they are a malignant group...a fractured group in that the have no loyalties or aggregated
Cause...no unity. It's like thousands of rats scurrying for the last crumb! And this one is where K⚡SP🔥K falls from her chair...they are a vulgar group. On my visit I witnessed a user who's screen name contained the word N!##ER!!! Actually spelled out...TOXIC! And I feel my friend...the place has had an effect on you!
You have confided in me...and you have posted numerous items that make me think you are suffering some sort of depression...and I have been concerned! Now I must speak. If you are in a crisis...you have friends here! All you have there are antagonists and co combatants! That is because they have no comradery...no true community...no one that gives a fuck about you! You got that here with me at least...although it was hard to convince my wife of our friendship after your comments😉 but I'll tell you the things you won't hear over there...because I am your friend!!!
You need to seek professional help if in fact you are in a state of depression! Do not disregard what your mind and body are telling you.
Next...surround yourself with living compassionate
People if that is an option.if not...online friends that have your best interest at heart...not the lowest denominator vying for superiority...
In a ding heap! You can do better than that because you ARE better than that my friend! Dump those zeros...and get with these super heros! And try to smile...miss the old croft...not the bloody version!
You are absolutely right,DF.I have nothing in common with them and yes too many sexual topics there seem to have a bad influence on me,I realise that now
Not to be nit picky (well really I am after 2 hrs sleep), but what is a “ding” heap? I’m familiar with a dung heap as I’ve been in one or another many times during my time on this orb.
Do you suppose a ruby red 👄 gal (Stratego) donning a black lace corset, wearing red stilettos and carrying a whip would be permitted to board? Or would they consider it an act of terrorism?! Oops! This thread is about DF’s video! Sorry! I forgot!
I did see your comment! And my wife gotta real kick out of it!!! Thanks so much for taking the time to check it out...and that goes to everyone! Got to do few thing right now...but before the end of business...I'll respond and pick the brain of all of you!!!
Yo, Deliciousfeet, where are my manners? Some nice foot work you got in your vid. Okay, I kid but out of curiosity, is this from a recording you were physically present at or are you some kind of metamorphic spirit able to transcend time and reality allowing you to obtain it. Knowing you, it's the latter because you're cool! Your bride must really love you.
Your manners are good...but where them sick ass rhymes at? Perfection is one thing...you making me Jones like a dope fiend! Seriously folks...kid can grind!!!
This is hilarious...the tune was recorded at Phillys Bahama Bay Club in '96...kind of hard to find the lyrics...found them and transcribed all they could make out...hit up some real aficionados to parse out some unintelligibles...threw it together and posted it. Just found out i spelled Kools name wrong...DOH! oh well...I'll edit it😉
I like to think she does! Thanks for the compliments! Now bring me some rhymes!😉
I would be the black sheep...wait...is that racist??? I hope not! To be honest...I didn't figure it out...someone else did and I just read it...but I don't know who or I'd give them the credit👍
Oh no...the song is a classic...so that has to go in the tough shit columb...
Lyrics was the point though...don't see how to do a lyric video...without lyrics??
The images I agree...although that image is dope!and I just started this...what? a week ago? I'm sure I have lots to learn...never even take pics😉 one thing I did learn from research is that the image or images should not compete with the lyrics for the viewers attention.
Thanks for your feedback Alice...it was definately classic croft! You are probably not going to like any of the selections I sample...and obviously as I explained...lyrics are important for everybody to be able to enjoy the videos...especially as the content becomes more board specific. Hope you stick around! But I understand if you don't.
Thanks buddy!
Once again...this was a project to hone my tech skills...the ability to give a shout out to members of this site was a bonus...one I was happy to do... But I'm sorry if you misunderstood.I'm sensing hostility croft...something the matter?