Helen Hunt update
She's pretty available
shareHmmm I'm interested. Twister Helen Hunt was cute.
Set it up.
We'll have a Twister double date: you and Helen Hunt, me and Philip Seymour Hoff...er...me and Bill Pax...god dammit
shareHmm yeah. Sorry guy.
shareI guess I could go for Cary Elwes, but you never know with him, some days he's Westley, some days the Dread Pirate Roberts.
shareYeah. We met him one year at Comic Con. Not the nicest most down to earth guy there is in the world
shareWell can you blame him? Jigsaw took his leg. He does seem like a dick.
shareYes. I can blame him. Also (Liar, Liar) he is just a tad bit...
Magoo
Changed my mind anyway, for our Twister date I'm taking Jake Busey. I'm sure he's lovely.
shareYou have a type. He's a fine choice. A fine choice indeed.
shareActually of all of them, Hoffman is my type. I go for the burly guys.
shareYou might have to give the dream up..... Hoffman is... Oh boy, how do I say this.... He is no longer... Er that is to say... He won't be on the date... Er I mean...
shareYeah the whole death thing was my original dillema. Still more my type than the 3 scrawny guys I listed afterwards
shareOh so you already knew. Ok good. I didn't wanna have to be the one to break that news to you
shareYeah, thus the whole god dammit moment originally. Same with Pax, and Jake Busey looks sort of dead. Tough business that.
shareProbably fairer to say chunky
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