Movie Challenge Y'all!!!

Football coach firing up the team before the big game:

"You find out life’s this game of inches. So is football. Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small -- I mean one-half a step too late, or too early, and you don’t quite make it. One-half second too slow, too fast, you don’t quite catch it.

The inches we need are everywhere around us.

They’re in every break of the game, every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch, because we know when we add up all those inches that’s gonna make the f***ing difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!"

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Two morons get tatoos:

"Dude! You got a tattoo!"

"So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?"

"‘Sweet!’ What about mine?"

"‘Dude!’ What does mine say?"

"‘Sweet!’ What about mine?"

"‘Dude!’ What does mine say?"

"‘Sweet!’ What about mine?"

"‘Dude!’ What does mine say?"

"‘Sweet!’ What about mine?"

"‘Dude!’ But what does mine say?"

"‘Sweet!’ What about mine?"

"‘Dude!’ What does mine say?"

Back in the Old West:

""Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave."

a comedy

You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy.

another comedy

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

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"There's only one thing you can do with a girl like this. Walk naked into the sea together as the sun sets. Make love once... Then die."