The pointless thread to jack up the post-o-meter
Post anything!
shareBut her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
A flock of bluebirds just flew over my yard
Im smoking a cig and watching them jump from tree to tree
Got Pearl Jam playing in the garage and its a chilly, pretty day
hushpuppies
shareGirl, it's been a long time that we've been apart
Much too long for a man who needs love
I miss you since I've been away
Well tough luck!
When i found out that i was too sexy for this shirt i ran out on you...
And now your heart is broken
Here's a diagram:
❤️=💔
Stop following me around weirdo🚔
Yeah, but
You came along from far away and found me here
I was playin' around, feeling down, hittin' the beer
You picked me up from off the floor and gave me a smile
You said you're much too young, your life ain't begun, let's walk for awhile
Well thats all true enough and i wont lie
You were wearing that sundress that i like so much and your sexy sandals of course...you always had the prettiest little toes
I hauled you off the bar floor and beat up all of the bad men (just picture any movie scene really) and we roared out of town into the hot, windy desert
We made smoochy faces to each other and played Clue on the hood of my sweet '67 Mustang
I think i touched your boobs
My toe's are killer it's true.
It was indeed a little warm that day.
Oh, I can't remember you remembered Clue. That's sweet.
I haven't washed my boobs since.
I remember all of it Sally girl
(Your name is Sally and you are a pretty Puerto Rican girl of 17 and i am your blue eyed boy toy of 19...just go with it
It all ends rather sadly)
We fell in love on the hood of that car babe...i was your first, you were my third and you broke my my heart so bad Sally
What the hell?!?
This won't end well, it's a love triangle
Better hide your heart, better hold on tight
Say your prayers, 'cause there's trouble tonight
When pride and love battle with desire
Better hide your heart, 'cause you're playing with fire
The word went out that Sally's messin' with someone, it was on the street
Tito looked for yonkerSguy with a vengeance and a gun
yonkerSguy better run, better run
Fucking awesome post man!
You are way too crazy!
Im really crying tears in a good way you jerk
Like actual tears laughing too much
Oof!
Killed me
Sally was real though...i hope she is well
Loved that chick
Down in Mexicali
There's a crazy little place that I know
Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce
And the boss is a cat named Joe
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shareIs this a syntax error or are you fighting the good fight?
shareThe latter.
shareThanks for the help.
Where's the big announcement?
I thought you were going to reveal your real identity.
Stagolee was a bad man
They go down in a coal mine one night
Robbed a coal mine
They's gambling down there