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Wall Street Journal: Trump Boinked Major Porn Star. Again And Again.

posted 7 years ago by R_Kane (15828)
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Trump attorney Michael Cohen created Essential Consultants LLC in 2017 for the sole purpose of getting $130,000 in untraceable hush money to porn star Stormy Daniels, The Wall Street Journal is reporting, to keep Stormy from spilling the beans about an affair between she and The Donald that lasted over a year. At one point during their romp, Trump asked her to spank him with a copy of Forbes magazine that had him on the cover. At another point, he asked her to spend three hours watching Shark Week with him. If you've ever seen Stormy Daniels, I know you could think of a better way to spend three hours with her. Do you think that JFK ever asked one of honeys to spank him?

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[–] db20db (17711) 7 years ago

Yes, I've still got some of her porn; she is smokin !

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 7 years ago

I'm afraid that I've lost some respect for Stormy. She not only bumped Trump's uglies, she sold out cheap. $130K is chump change in a situation like this.

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[–] db20db (17711) 7 years ago

I was wondering about that amount myself.

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 7 years ago

I see your point, but did you know that the adult entertainment industry requires all their performers to pass an STD test every month? You're much safer with an adult entertainer than with your next-door neighbor whom you've known for six years. In fact, it occurred to me that one of the appeals that level of safety had for The Trumpster was it offered the possibility for unprotected sex; and now, Barbie, you know what a creep I am!

PS After writing the foregoing, I clicked on the link you provided in your post. I never click links in posts, because I fear cybercooties. But I wanted to see where it led, because I value how you think and wanted to make sure I was not leaving your points unaddressed. Thank you. Stormy is having a stormy time of it, isn't she? And now you know how safe I think you are.

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 7 years ago

I have a Y-not chromosome. A few years ago, I did some research pursuant to writing a book about the adult industry, but my agent couldn't find a publisher for it. The working title was Porn For Dummies.

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 7 years ago

I never read Playboy (the real Playboy, not whatever it is today, assuming that it's still being published) for the freaking articles. I did read it for some of the fiction. I am happy and proud to be a very healthy guy. Porn For Dummies was meant to be a handbook for people who want to create their own adult entertainment startup. I was working with a couple in Las Vegas. She was one of the biggest entertainers in the business, he was her husband and business partner, and they were both very smart. They lived in Vegas because they did not want to be involved in the very destructive LA porn scene. They were completely drug- and alcohol-free, had two beautiful children, their own prospering website with paid subscriptions and the engine to let them sell the videos created by their own production company. She was also a Feature exotic dancer and toured the US making money when not making videos. The book was not meant to tittilate. It was meant to teach. The proposed cover photo, though, was very hot. My agent's son spent time in the bathroom with a copy of the cover mockup.

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 7 years ago

I never took it as mockery.

But be careful with the angel on your left shoulder.

You have a nice smile.

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 7 years ago

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

LOL, Barbie!

😎

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

Fake news. And even if were true, does anyone give a shit?

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

"Trump asked her to spank him with a copy of Forbes magazine that had him on the cover."

I can't even begin to unravel what that says about him.

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 7 years ago

Well, my friend Dazed, among other things, it means that, once again, he makes our country look like trailer trash to the rest of the world, and that he probably wasn't the best knee-jerk reaction choice versus Hilary Clinton. I will stipulate: no quality human being puts him/herself into national politics. It is a snakepit; but Clinton has more brains, class and sense than Trump. "Spank me with my cover-story issue?!" As I've asked elsewhere on this site, would JFK say that? Harry Truman? Ike Eisenhower? HELL NO! President Ron would've sooner taken a bullet to the brain, and both Bushes. This is pa-thet-freaking-ic. What a disgrace.

Politics mean nothing to me; but being a real man means a lot.

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

Yeah, Crooked Hillary is just lousy with class:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXjbXGyQDsE&t=3s

I especially like it when she barks like a dog!

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

I think altruistic politicians are few and far between,I hope they still exist.
Someone who really wants to make a difference in the world.

Trump is a dangerous man,full of ego and pride,but also arrogant and impetuous.It's a potent cocktail when you mix rashness and stupidity.

I think there are a lot of things Americans do which seem bizarre to Europeans and I'm sure the opposite is true.It has to be said that electing him was the strangest thing ever,I'm still expecting the punchline.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

"I think there are a lot of things Americans do which seem bizarre to Europeans"

This of course is a complete falsehood.
I see it more of a "I wish it was me" scenario.
Sour grapes and all that.

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 7 years ago

Dazed, I don't think there is such a thing as an altruistic politician, just as I have never found any evidence that any government, at any time in history, was benevolent. Government exists to perpetuate itself. And to ask to be spanked.

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[–] db20db (17711) 7 years ago

Yes, at least one such politician still exists : http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/18/politics/bob-dole-national-anthem-stand-trnd/index.html.

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[–] yesanything (251) 7 years ago

Hypocrites

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