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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 7 years ago

Not me, nosiree
Im a Gentleman
But the rest of these people are a bunch of scoundrels i tell 'ya!

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 7 years ago

Woohoo!
I almost never hear that!

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Convicted? No never convicted.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

I'm not lying in this state.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

I prefer state of confusion.
Ray Davies is my lawyer.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

He's a Well Respected Man.
He won Lola's Case on a Sunny Afternoon.

To be honest he didn't win cases.
That's why I have to keep moving.

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[–] Padeen (6459) 7 years ago

Arrested for weed before it was decriminalized by a few overexcited cops, but they wiped it from my record after some community service.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 7 years ago

Glad that worked out...crappy that you had to clean roadways and stuff though
Pretty dumbass law

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[–] Padeen (6459) 7 years ago

Lucked out and got to work in a local thrift shop. I actually enjoyed my time there. The people who ran it were awesome and I met lots of interesting people from all walks of life.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 7 years ago

Nice👍
Padeen for the win!

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[–] db20db (17754) 7 years ago

All I can say is, I'm a legitimate businessman and I didn't know the gun was loaded. 😈

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 7 years ago

The one taped behind the toilet tank was loaded and you knew it!

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[–] db20db (17754) 7 years ago

" My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. " 😈

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 7 years ago

Just dont let sweet Appolonia start the car
That would end in tears

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

Fortunately he didn't have to come out of the toilet with just his dick in his hand.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 7 years ago

Yes
Fortunate for all of us😀

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

😎

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[–] db20db (17754) 7 years ago

This really comes across as the Freudian slip of, " not the marrying kind. " 😆

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

Well okay then.

😎

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

not yet

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 7 years ago

We are onto you mister🚔🚓🚔🚓🚘

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Have you been fudging the numbers again?
I warned you.
No more Molson for you.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Belize is nice this time of year

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

lol.

Just don't forget your offshore account numbers.
Or do you have an accountant for your accounting?

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

Me,i'm a serial killer already.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

I suspected as much - we can't have you driving around.

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

And why is that?

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

its easier to be a serial killer if you have access to a car - its a joke.

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

Actually,not necessary.A reason why serial killers are always caught is because they are getting careles😉

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

You need a means of transportation to get around like Ted Bundy or John Wayne Gacy.

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

Already taking care of.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

you have a horse and buggy ??

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 7 years ago

😂nice!

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

Hahaha,no.Around 110 "horse power"😂

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

you need a drivers license if you are going to go around killing people.

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

I'm still learning for it,i hope that i will take it eventually.

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

I have faith in you croft.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 7 years ago

You can kill anyone you like without a license

You are gonna get caught bro

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

No body,no case😎

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 7 years ago

That seems legit

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

If you ever want something or someone to dissapear,i'm your guy.Not for free,but i'm available.

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

Me, I'm a cereal killer.

😎

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

I'm too old for cheerios😊

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

How about Captain Crunch?

😎

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

Convicted? Technically no....

😎

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Being a registered citizen is beyond me.

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