What are some of the strangest, weirdest most ridiculous
comments or questions somebody has said to you?
Two that come to my mind-
We were doing a breakfast thing and somebody asked me
"Which side of the toast do I butter?"
Somebody once told me that the left side of the Twix is better than the right.
You hang out with dummies!
Go figure
;)welcome back!
Somebody needs to save this place.
I can't count on you anymore.
BTW - I may have been the one who said these.
I'm sure you knew that though.
We were doing just fine around this joint without you ( despite a minor 'trollish' invasion which will be beaten back any day now )
And you dont need to count on me ever old chum...i dont like you very much and would happily toss you in the ocean...i go my way you go yours
I know stuff...you said stuff...dont really care jerkface:@
But seriously, Happy Holidays and im glad to hear from you
You have been missed
Same to you! All of it of course. Especially the jerkface thing.
I'm going through some of the threads I missed.
Looks like slim pickens.
This place needs a reboot.
Jeez...no 'Happy Yuletide' or anything in that mess of a post along with your usual crap...i SAID 'Happy Holidays' buddy... Im waiting for a classy reply over here:(
shareFor the record I did say same to you.
Happy Festivus to you and yours.
or
I hope you honor Christmas in your heart and keep it all year long.
Either way. Whatever. π
Eh...in a half-assed way (as usual) you might have thought you did..anyway so kind...to you and yours as well dew
Thank you:)
" Ya damn right....! " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q429AOpL_ds
shareThat's what I'm talking about.
That's what I missed.
What happened to this place?
Put some pizazz in here for the holidays !
shareWe're going to take it for a ride.
Don't know where we end up but we're going to do something.
You got it ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egMWlD3fLJ8
sharePretty much everything you've ever said to me.
shareLove you too snookems. π
share
Snookems?? Wow. The 40s called and they want their catchphrase back.
π
The Barbara Stanwyck in me actually appreciates it a lot.
shareAh, go take a powder- see.
You can't pin that bum rap on me-see.
That word is really a gas.
Actually these should all sound familiar to you.
I'm sure you must remember all these from when you were in your 20's. ;)
had the same experience:/
shareOkay thanks, now I know the problem wasn't me!
shareYou are never the problem dear maiden
That guy is simply evil...
Evil i tell ya!
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.
shareThe Power of Christ Compels You!!
Now that's funny.
I can definitely see you've been practicing.
You'll get there grasshopper.
I learned it from watching you!!
shareTrue that player.
True that.
Oh man are we gonna have fun you and me:)
shareI can actually have more fun than this?
I can hardly wait.
It just doesn't seem possible.
You have hardly lived yet little fellow
Ill show you the way:)
Lead on great leader.
I am but a lowly Sleestak oh great pylon.
Do you ever get tired of talking like a jerk?
Just wondering...
Seeing how I follow you I'm not quite sure.
Do you ever get tired of it?
Just let me know. That's all
i edited that because youre lots of fun...this time i went with jerk
I hope you approve jerk
I didn't see the original so maybe I am slipping.
Jerk is a classic. Can't go wrong with the classics.
Obviously if I came up with a hundred words to describe you
jerk wouldn't be on that list.
I led with 'asshole' but then i thought that was too strong...so i went with 'jerk'
It seemed a fair middle ground
Both are fair and accurate. Which you already knew.
Appreciate the sportsmanship.
Thx
Reasonable and mature response offered...all respect and fair play to you
Oh man, it's going to be a fun holiday season isn't it.
Dude... Leave or stay already
Enough with the heartfelt goodbye shit
Fuck off and peace be with you or stay...stick around and its on
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Settle down Clubber Lang. It's all good.
It's never about the end it's always about
the journey to get there.
You'll learn this in time.
You have NO idea of how much I have missed you! You Sexy Thing!
As for, "Say what?"
I still hear this.....
"It's always in the last place you look."
What the hell are people thinking when they say that???
Seriously! Are you going to keep looking for something after you have reached that last place????
Apropos of the actual topic of stupid human statements, we have a guy here on MC who keeps asking why there is evil in the world.
And welcome back.
Oh, MissMargo. A different time a different place. GRRRRRRR.
We could have set the world on fire.
I've never gotten that one either.
Why not start with the last place and call it a day.
"Why not start with the last place and call it a day."
Because that would make sense.
You're right.
Life would be too boring if everything we did made sense.
I also like when you're making dinner or mowing your lawn or whatever and
people come up to you and ask "What are you doing?"
Drives me crazy.
What drives me crazy is the redundant rhetoric of so-called professionals in the media, e.g. "the quick and fast response of law enforcement in this situation...." π
shareAll the news team promos. All standing around looking serious with their arms folded.
They all have sort of catch phrase like "Channel 7 is here for you" or "We're on your side"
"Digging deeper so you can feel safe"
So cheesy.
Itβs also not true if you never find it and stop looking at some point.
shareWhen my mother got mad at me, she would call me a son of a bitch. I would just smile, look her in the eyes, and say, "That's right. I'm your son," and she never understood.
I have had literally hundreds of TV customers ask, "What's the difference between HD and LCD?"
A store I worked in had a sign the size of Ohio that read, "RESTROOMS," and people would ask me where the bathrooms were.
Ahem, I admit I look at both sides of the toast and decide to butter the toastiest side to make sure that there is a balance of texture.
shareSo you look at both sides then decide on your own.
You don't ask somebody which side they should butter.
I mean make a decision and go for it. It's just TOAST .
I honestly don't think they ever buttered toast in their life.