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Are you a virgin?

posted 7 years ago by aliensalmon (5855)
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I am. I almost lost my virginity in Vegas but couldn't perform.

[–] 102000 (6349) 4 years ago

At my age that would be pretty sad.

[–] overseas7 (5071) 4 years ago

😅

[–] AndyKing1967 (39849) 4 years ago

No.

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 4 years ago

I almost lost my virginity in Vegas too, but the girl at the table didn't give a craps.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78581) 4 years ago

You should have played Poker, she might have been down😁

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 4 years ago

No, she would definitely roulette me do that.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78581) 4 years ago

No dice, it just wasn't in the cards:/

[–] chilone (18324) 4 years ago

Damn! She probably didn't want you to poker.

[–] samoanjoes (58601) 4 years ago

As I was about to make my move, she was saved by the Bellagio.

[–] chilone (18324) 4 years ago

Just when you thought you'd slip your coin in her slot machine! Some guys just can't Wynn..

[–] chilone (18324) 4 years ago

Too much porn?

[–] Who (5146) 4 years ago

Hell no, but if so Vegas would be the last place I’d go to change that. You don’t want to catch an STD crossing that threshold.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

About as much as this person:

https://youtu.be/s__rX_WL100

[–] bobbydallas (8682) 4 years ago

human women are a bit different than alien salmon though.
are you sure you are using the right hole?

[–] chilidoggg (14601) 4 years ago

I've never had my butt hole eaten and I've never eaten anyone else's butt hole.