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"Oy, I have such heartburn! I shouldn't of had the blintzes!"



😎



"Damn good coffee."

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We can't even look at you, dude. Don't you know whiteface is offensive?

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I get to choose the next picture. So, here it is:

https://postimg.org/image/yracgbgol/

Winner of the Mizery caption - godewey

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It should work now. I've never played this game so maybe the picture is not interesting enough. Tell me if so, and I'll change it.

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"Anyone for sushi?"

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Haha, good one!

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"So, I've been meaning to talk to you about leaving the toilet seat up"

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Funny!

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You won. 🏆

Your turn now.

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Cool beans.

I want to thank the academy and the little people who made this moment possible.
You know who you are.

Now the fun part. I don't know that I've ever uploaded anything in my life.
Yeah I know. I still remember corded phones so deal with it.

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Oh, too bad... I guess it's game over then.

Maybe Dazed can tell us what to do in this case.

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Excellent!

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"Knife to meet you...."

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Clever play on words. 👍

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"My chicken isn't cockadoodie raw, Gordon"

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Another excellent caption. 👍

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"It slices, it dices, it never loses its edge! It's the amazing Ginsu knife!"

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When I posted the image, I had something similar to this in mind. 👍

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In reference to Ted & Bill:
Hey you! You took my spot in the funeral home! Who do you think you are coming in here all sotted to the gills? Which one of you dudes brought her in here?

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He would definitely get a chuckle! He enjoyed reading about the wild, crazy incident in my long ago life.😳😜

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LOL!!!
ksp this sounds vaguely familiar.

I still would have loved to have been a fly on the coffin to witness this.
As a good friend of ours would have said "Oh What a Night"

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You had to do it, didn't you? You had to put that tune back in my noggin! It's as bad as the ad on tv where "Getting To Know You" is sung through the whole ad. Grrr! I run for the remote as soon as it starts!

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You know me well enough by now.
There is no possible way I'm letting an opportunity like this pass me by.

Welcome back.

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I have a stupid question. Are we to look for these images online? Or are we to screenshot them ourselves and upload them to the sites? Or both? /Ok, it was three stupid questions/

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Alright. Thanks for clarifying!

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What do I do now? Do I pick the winner?

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Okay. After some consideration (yours came close second) I pick godewey's entrance.

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Oh man this is BULLSH..... Just kidding lol!

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Ok, while we're waiting, here's one...reaching far back...

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8200000/Frankenstein-and-his-bride-halloween-8203559-500-317.jpg

(And BTW, Dazed, you do realize you're posting against what the demander says should be verboten, right?)

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Meantime, you can toss out a caption or two for this one if one occurs...then Dewey can jump in

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"Just touch it....it belonged to Liam Neeson"

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Gonna be tough to top that one, Dazed. I love your twisted sense of humor!

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Damn, you covered where I was going too.

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This randomly popped in my head at work today. I barely stopped myself from laughing in the face of a customer!

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I saw that too, but you took it to a whole other level lol

Did I win a round? I found something, so I'm ready to post.

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Truer words haven't been spoken.

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Woman was God's second mistake.

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"YOUR HANDS … are so soft!"

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We all know. 😉

" It only hurt first time, me still respect you morning" (spoken as Frankenstein of course)

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@Mr. Godewey:
I'm going to do an Arvinism: Frankenstein was the inventor, not the monster. BTW, did the monster have a name other than "it"?

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I haven't read it for eons, but wasn't he referred to as "the creature"?

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I just checked and in the book Shelley didn't name him (it?) The populace does refer to him as The Creature. The Creature does say to its creator "I ought to be thy Adam." in the book.

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I think it was Irv...

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You are correct.
Didn't even think about that.
BTW I think naps is correct.

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"... And then you slip him the $20."

I think Dazed pretty much has this one in the bag, but participating is half the fun, right? Right?

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So, he didn't figure out the internets and he told you to go into the computer and ask it to make the picture?

"Revenge is best served fabulous"

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Sorry, I should have checked first.

You already know You'll always be my bitch.

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"So you're saying if the 3 of us were fatter you'd rake these leaves for me. "

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Love it.

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Dazed should get this one.
I love that she stays topical with current events.

I almost went this way.

"This not banana , me glad see you"

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New entry

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_myX5Q4qMDhY/TJ7vemFYPMI/AAAAAAAAFvM/OWmbTZtRSS8/s640/hgjhgjg.jpg

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Nice !
I think we all share this sentiment. At least I do.

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"See, you do get drunk faster with a straw."

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Good one.
Isn't it great when you can prove things to be true.
BTW it is a scientific fact.

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"Oh stop with the blowing noisy bubbles! We all heard your fart!"

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Ha! Good one.

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Did you judge the one with the guy drinking with a straw? I thought mine was fairly funny.

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I had forgotten about this one.
I'm giving this one to you.

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Thank you! I've finally won at something. 🤗 If I didn't have bad luck....I wouldn't have any luck at all!

BTW, did you enjoy the video?

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New thing:

https://media.salon.com/2015/08/They-Live.jpg

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Dopey Dewey Piper.

Nice

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Look at Dazed and Mina, so funny.
Mina and Dazed are just too damn funny.

So hard to type because I'm laughing so hard.
Hi, We're Dazed and Mina and we are hysterical.

In the battle of wits you two fight unarmed.

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Yeah, the comedy duo of a lifetime.
You two are a regular Bert and Ernie.

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No to Bert and Ernie but yes to Bony M or whatever that was.
The biggest duo in TV history. 40+ years and running.

(Shakes head and is still shaking head.)

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" Elvis ? "

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So, those glasses cover more than one conspiracy?

Good one!

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"Is that really a pop-up version of the Kama Sutra?"

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"Starring Liam Neeson?"

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I almost said this but I didn't want to double dip.

I'm also glad I didn't have to explain this one to you. 😉

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Leam Neeson would be proud he is a running joke on an Internet forum. I think that would make him either reconsider retirement or finaly take the plunge into adult entertainment /there is clearly a demand/.

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*wink wink, nudge nudge*

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Oh, there's a demand .
I'm not touching that one with a 12 inch pole.

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You don't have to touch it. It will touch you.

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Ha!
Well that's perfectly fine then.

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"What do you mean, you wear your sunglasses at night???"

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Love it!

And now I'll be humming that song all evening :D

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"YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH"

(CSI Miami reference)

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This made my morning!

"Well, it looks like... They Die" /I tried lol/

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I waited a day, noone's made another caption. My winner is YOU! Congratulations!

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Thank you! Posting the next one in a minute.

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"WTF"

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Good one

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Why,thank you!...i can't be in this game because i can't post files...so"i'm watching you".Lol

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