Someone broke the back window of my car today.

I discovered it as soon as I got back from my class this morning. At first I thought it might had been someone who has a vendetta against me who recognized my car. Or you know maybe this was punishment from God for getting that blowjob at the massage parlor the other day. So I reported the incident to campus security. As it turned out it happened to some other people too. Three black people in a jeep. Fortunately I have insurance but the people who did this will get away for M.P.C. has no security cameras. I learned that incidents like this "happen in spurts" throughout the year. Either way I'm still purchasing a gun on Saturday.

But that's just the course of life you know. Some days you get your dick sucked other days just suck because some dick breaks your car window.