What's a ring?


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When you meet a girl and she says, "Give me a ring," your fate is sealed.

Example:

My mom's in a web ring, my dad has ring around the collar, my dog has ringworm, the girl with the lazy eye just aksed me to give her a ring and I'm gonna wring my neighbor's friggin' neck.

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"ring around the collar"

That goes back a while. I'll bet there are a lot of people who don't know what that is.

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It's a shame it hasn't been stamped out. Not every town has a Jefferson Cleaners.

"He doesn't believe in ghosts, but he's got plenty of opinion when it comes to spooks and fairies."

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What you should have put on it, if you liked it.

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Uh-uh-whoa-oh.

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I'll ring you later.

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Comic: It's similar to an Italian net.
Audience Member: What's an Italian net?
Comic: Oh about four euros an hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdVTCDdEwI



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