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This made me laugh…


In case you’re having trouble keeping up, here’s a summary . . .

Trump: I am cutting wasteful spending by our Government.

Democrats: IMPEACH HIM! We told you that Trump would be a dictator on day 1!!

Elon: We are $36 Trillion in debt, let’s find ways to cut Government spending.

Democrats: NO ONE VOTED FOR ELON MUSK!

RFK Jr.: I want to make America Healthy Again!

Democrats: WHAT!?! Noooo!!! You can’t do that!!

Trump: I will be putting a 25% Tariff on Mexico and Canada for refusing to work with America to stop the trafficking of deadly drugs coming into our Country.

Democrats: WTF!! Americans will now have to pay higher prices for Avocados and Coronas.

Tulsi: We should discuss the U.S. DoD funded bio labs in Ukraine.

Democrats: OH!! HELL NO! Tulsi is Putin’s puppet!!

Trump: I am deporting criminals who are in our Country illegally.

Democrats: Ummm?!?! Who will pick our crops????

RFK Jr.: I want to put an end to the rise of Chronic Diseases in children.

Democrats: Hey, dummy…that is literally Big Pharma’s job!!

Trump: We should look into ending all Incomes taxes on tips, overtime and social security.

Democrats: WTF!! What about egg prices?!?

Elon: We should investigate how members of Congress making low end 6-figure salaries become multi-millionaires.

Democrats: PANIC!! Billionaire Musk will have access to your home address and social security number!

Hegseth: We shouldn’t spend billions protecting foreign borders, while completely ignoring our own.

Democrats: WHAT ABOUT EGG PRICES?!?

RFK Jr.: We need to ban toxic dyes and bring awareness to the negative impacts on Fluoride in our water.

Democrats: SOMEONE, STOP HIM!! He is a crazy conspiracy theorist!!!

Trump: I am protecting women’s sports by signing an Executive Order to ban biological males from biological female’s sports.

Democrats: HORRIBLE!!! Only evil people would do such awful things to transgender women!!!

Elon: Should we audit the IRS next?

Democrats: The Rocket Scientist is, like, the dumbest billionaire, like, ever!

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At least we know now for certain that the entire party is nothing more than a bunch of spoiled, stupid, childish, lying nutjobs that can't handle reality anymore, and really don't like it when someone steps in to do the right thing.

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Too calculated and partisan to be funny.

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Damn…if only humor was subjective. 🤔

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Dude, it's just Republican talking points. Some is right. Some is wrong. But it's not funny.

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Thank you for letting me know what isn’t funny.

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Lol. It's partisan tripe and I say the same thing when Democrats do it. You wing nuts lack perspective.

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Yup, so true.

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I love this post. I wish we had stickies here.

this is pretty much how dems think on everything.

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