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Trump Likes Plastic Straws

posted 14 days ago by parkerbot (10679)
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https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-paper-plastic-straws-executive-order-2027914

President Donald Trump announced that he will sign an executive order ending the push for paper straws.

"I will be signing an Executive Order next week ending the ridiculous Biden push for Paper Straws, which don't work," Trump posted on Truth Social. "BACK TO PLASTIC!"

Anyone care to chime in on how great paper straws are?

[–] filmflaneur (3014) 14 days ago

This could just be a strawman...

[–] maixiu (2841) 14 days ago

"Paper straws save me the trouble of rolling Benjamins when I toot!"

Hunter Biden

[–] samoanjoes (58554) 14 days ago

Paper or plastic, by the end of it all, the person using it sucks.

[–] parkerbot (10679) 14 days ago

Unless you're an animal and drink out of a shoe:

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fl3wmc1sp093z.jpg&rdt=44651

[–] samoanjoes (58554) 14 days ago

I will not stand for this Picard dissing. Let me get a chair so I can complain comfortably.

[–] parkerbot (10679) 14 days ago

Do you like how I implied he does not suck, while at the same time calling him an animal?

That's a Captain Kirk level backhand compliment if there ever was one.